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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Wizard of Oz Jokes!
- We are updating our Wizard of Oz Jokes… We want to make them Wicked good!
- Movie Jokes: Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time… No one could hold a candle to him.
- Music Jokes: If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa.
- Music Jokes: What is a popular song for Wizard of Oz fans?… “Somewhere Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World” by Israel Kamakawiwoʻole.
- Massachusetts Jokes: Massachusetts Movie Review of Wicked: “Wicked Pissah!”
- Did Judy Garland do a good job as an actress in the Wizard of Oz?… Yes, she brought the house down.
- Music Jokes: Oz: TinMan, you get a heart. Tinman: Thanks! Oz: Lion, you get courage. Lion: Thanks. Oz: Scarecrow, a brain. Scarecrow: Thanks! Oz: And Dorothy gets to go home…I think that’s everyone. Toto: What about me? Oz: What do you want? Toto: Hmmm…bless the rains in Africa?
- Music Jokes: Who is Dorothy’s favorite band?… Toto.
- DOROTHY: And you, Scarecrow, well I’ll miss you most of all. (Tin Man turns to Lion) TIN MAN: What about us?
- Music Jokes: What is Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, favorite Elton John Song?… Goodbye Yellow Brick Road!
- Music Jokes: What is the Tin Man’s favorite album?… The Blizzard of Ozz by Ozzy Osbourne. The Tin Man loves Heavy Metal.
- Why was the Tinman hard to get along with?… Because he was heartless and he had an ax to grind.
- I met a munchkin who told me he was a baker… He made the best shortbread in Oz!
- Alaska Pun: There’s no place like Nome.
- “Oh, you liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful!” The Wizard of Oz
- Have you heard about the new restaurant in Oz?… It’s called “The Flying Monkey” and their wings are wicked!
- Labor Day Jokes: My job is selling houses in places like Narnia, Middle-Earth, Neverland, Oz and Wonderland… I’m a Not Real Estate Agent.
- “Frightened? Child, you’re talking to a man who’s laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe… I was petrified.” The Wizard of Oz
- What did the Scarecrow say when the Wicked Witch knocked the stuffing out of him?… “That’s the last straw!”
- Music Jokes: The Tin Man’s favorite type of music?… Heavy metal.
- Farming Jokes:What is the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz’z favorite fruit?… Straw-berries.
- Napping Jokes: Who made Dorothy fall asleep in the poppy field?… The Wicked Witch of the Rest.
- Grandparent Jokes: Dorothy, years after Oz, recounting her adventures to her grandchildren, smiles warmly “When I was your age, I murdered a woman and stole her shoes.”
- Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress… As they lack a heart, mind, and courage.
- Geography Jokes: What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Italy?… “There’s no place like Rome! There’s no place like Rome!”
- Barber Jokes: What does a barber use in Oz?… The Scissors of Oz.
- Music Jokes: What is Dorthy’s favorite song?… Tin Man by America.
- Christmas Jokes: Who visits the Munchkins on Christmas?… The Wizard of Claus.
- How did the Munchkins communicate?… In Yellow Brick Code.
- What relative did Dorothy meet at the Emerald City?… Auntie Gem.
- Movie Jokes: After a night of camping the Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.”
- How did the Lollipop Guild travel in Munchkinland?… Down the Yellow Lick Road.
- Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?… She had three men giving her directions.
- Music Jokes: Where does Dorothy from Oz weigh a pie?… Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!
- What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Alaska?… “There’s no place like Nome! There’s no place like Nome!”
- Who was called after Dorothy smashed the Wicked Witch of the East?… A witch doctor.
- What did the Munchkins say as Dorothy left Munchkinland?… “Drop in again sometime.”
- What’s the difference between Christopher Columbus and the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?… One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind.
- What do you get when you melt the Wizard of Oz?… The wizard of fl.oz.
- Who cut down all the trees in Munchkinland?… The Wizard of Saws.
- What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, i’m mole-ting.”
- “Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody, not nohow!” Doorman
- “That, my dear, is a ‘horse of a different color.’” Carriage Driver
- Why does the Tin Man never play hide and seek with the Scarecrow?… He’s too easy to spot in the field!
- Why did Dorothy scream?… Because the Tin Man stepped on her toto.
- What did the Munchkins sing after the Wicked Witch of the East stole their food and ate it?… “Ding, Dong, the Witch is fed…
- If the Wicked Witch went to the beach… would she just be called the Sand Witch?
- Where did Dorothy slip and fall down?… On the Yellow Slick Road!
- 4 former Presidents are in OZ. The Great Wizard. WHAT DO YOU WANT? Jimmy Carter: I had a terrible time with Iran, I’ve come for some courage. Ronald Reagan: I … think I need a brain. George Bush: I’m told by the American people that I need a heart. Bill Clinton: Is Dorothy around?