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Google Search “Good Friday Jokes”
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Good Friday jokes.
- What day does an #egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day.
- TGIF….Thank God It’s Good Friday…..Please Do.
- It’s sad that Americans get more excited about Black Friday than Good Friday… more interested in sales than the greatest gift.
- The Masters is sometimes falls on Good Friday… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner.
- I found $20 outside the supermarket and I felt a little bit guilty as I picked it up, so because it’s Good Friday I thought to myself, “What would Jesus do?”… So I turned it into wine…
- Which day of the year do#chickens hate the most?… Good Fry-day!
- Earlier today I told my #Christian friend to “Have a Good Friday.” He didn’t catch my pun. I’m not surprised. Jokes like this usually Pass Over his head.
- The Bunny joined the #Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 #carrots.
- What type of storm does the Bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter Jokes!
- What did the Bunny say on New Years Day? … Hoppy New Year.
- What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled.
- What’s the Bunny’s favorite #restaurant?… IHOP.
- What did the Easter Bunny say about the #parade?… It was eggs-cellent!
- What do Bunny helpers get for making a basket? …Two points, just like anyone else.
- Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped egg?… They’re both cracked. #eggs
Hey @USPS! How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail.
Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a good joke? … It might crack up! #eggs
What is Bunny’s favorite kind of #music?… Hip-hop!
Hey @JohnsHopkins! Where does the Bunny study #medicine? … John HOPkins. #eggs
What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift?… A 14-carrot gold necklace.
What would you get if you crossed the Bunny with Chinese food? … Hop suey!
Hey @NCTE! What’s the best way to make easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.
#Christmas does come before in one place—but where?… The dictionary!
How does end?… With an “R”!
Where does take place every year?… Where eggs marks the spot!
How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!
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Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
Good Idea: Finding eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.
How can you find the bunny? … Eggs (x) marks the spot.
How does the bunny paint all the Easter eggs? … She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.
Why was the Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
What is the difference between a crazy bunny & a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
#FF @PerdueChicken Why did the egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!
What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead!
#HappyEaster @usairforce What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force.
How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours!
What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up!
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM? … The Easter Elephant.
Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a good joke? … It might crack up!
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? …
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.
How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast.
What do you call the Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
Do you know how to find the bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold.
What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending.
What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? … Your one hot chick!
How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise!
What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering parade? … Hot, cross bunnies.
Where does the Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants.
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater!
What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days.
Why won’t eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up”
Why couldn’t the egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled.
What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants.
What do you call when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
How is the Bunny like @KingJames? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up. http://bit.ly/QnblcB via @MaldenAquatics
What do you call a sleepy egg? … Egg-zosted!
How did the soggy Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
Why are people always tired in April … Because they just finished a march
What’s the Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale
Why was the Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment!
What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers!
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric) http://bit.ly/2p10UkH
Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary.
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? … Hareobics.
How does the Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare & couldn’t do a thing with it.
What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
What is at the end of ? … The letter R.
What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it
Why did the egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings!
What happened when the Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
What is the Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York!
What do you call an egg from outer space? … An “Egg-stra terrestial”.
What would you get if you crossed the Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What is the Bunny’s favourite sport? … Basket-ball, of course!
Where does the Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store!
Who is the Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks!
What would you get if you crossed the Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
Did you hear the one about the Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation!
Good Luck Monday! @B_A_A_ What sport are the eggs good at? … Running! #bostonstrong
Why was the father egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled.
Where does the Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins
What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”
What does the Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird!