Fishing Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best fishing jokes.
  2. Music Jokes: What Steely Dan song is on every fisherman’s play list?… “Reelin’ In The Years.”
  3. Bastille Day Jokes: A kid was talking to his dad about Bastille Day. He said, “Isn’t that the day when everyone robs all the fish from the water?” “Bass-steal day.”
  4. Field Trip Jokes: What do you call a fish with no I’s at the aquarium? … A Fssssssh!
  5. Why did Gollum open a seafood restaurant?… So he could serve his famous catch of the day.
  6. Why can’t Treebeard swim very quickly?… He’s just not a fish ent. 
  7. Alaska Jokes: Why do Alaskans go fishing?… For the Halibut.
  8. Cape Cod Jokes: What is the best way to communicate with a fish on Cape Cod?… Drop it a line!
  9. Cape Cod Jokes: Why did the Cape Cod fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure!
  10. What do you call a fish with no eyes?… FSH.
  11. Seafood is the reel thing. 
  12. Alaska Pun: Seafood in Alaska is the reel thing. 
  13. What do Navy sailors call a lazy fish?… slackerel.
  14. Alaska Pun: I like big halibuts and I cannot lie.
  15. Alaska Pun: It’s hard to be crabby when the food is so good.
  16. Where is the best place to dock your fishing boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age. 
  17. Alaska Jokes: What do you call a fish from Alaska with no eyes?… FSH
  18. Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?… Just for the halibut.  
  19. Alaska Jokes:Why did the Halibut blush?… Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
  20. What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World!
  21. What’s a sailor’s favorite meal?… Fish and ships.
  22. If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use?… Your fishing tackle.

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