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Google Search “Top 10 Pirate Jokes”

  1. Arbor Day Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day!
  2. March Madness Basketball Jokes: What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball move?… Jump hook.
  3. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: What was a pirate’s favorite Buffalo Bills Divisional Round play?… The “Hook and Ladder.”
  4. Winter Olympics Jokes: Why did the pirate want to see the luge race?… He heard there would be lots of Booties there.
  5. How much does Tom Brady pay for corn?… A buccaneer.
  6. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite NFL receiver?… Kayshon “Pirate’s” Boutte.
  7. If pirates from the Pacific Northwest say “Shiver me timbers!” What do pirates from Iowa say?… “Shiver me kernels!”
  8. May the 4th Be With You Jokes:  What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2.
  9. Pi Day Jokes: What is the official mascot of of Pi Day?… the PI – rate! 
  10. Pi Day Jokes: How much did it cost the pirate to have his ears pierced on the Pi Day special?… A buck an ear!

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