101 Hawaii Jokes

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  1. Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii)
  2. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Dick Tomey Legacy Game?
  3. Hurricane Lala Jokes: Category 1 Hurricane Lala was no joke…. It raised Hell in… Hawaii!
  4. Hurricane Lala Jokes: What’s an island resident’s favorite emergency prep gear?… A Honda generator, an extension cord, and absolute skepticism.
  5. What did  Hurricane Lala say to the Hawaii coast?… I have my eye on you.
  6. Colorado Jokes: Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend
  7. Hurricane Lala is no joke… prepare NOW.
  8. Grandparent Jokes: The Grandkids’ Confusion: “Grandma, why is everyone on the news screaming your name and boarding up the windows?”
  9. Christmas Jokes: “Deck the Halls”… the unofficial Christmas song of Hurricane Lala.
  10. The Name Game: How do you know Hurricane Lala isn’t taking herself seriously?… She arrives sounding like a Teletubby instead of a category-four disaster.
  11. Psychology Jokes: The False Sense of Security: The National Weather Service issues a severe warning, but your brain refuses to take a storm named Lala seriously until your roof flies into the neighbor’s papaya tree.
  12. The Teletubby Threat: People joked that instead of high winds and storm surges, the hurricane was just going to show up on the islands and yell “Eh-oh!”
  13. The Intimidation Factor: Getting your house flattened by Hurricane Andrew is tragic. Getting your patio chair knocked over by Hurricane Lala is just embarrassing at the community BBQ.
  14. Laa-Laa (yellow)… the unofficial Teletubby of Hurricane Lala
  15. Spiderman Jokes: I invited Spider Man to my Hurricane Lala Party… he said he would swing by for a bit!
  16. Ice Cream Jokes: Why is Lala the worst name for a hurricane?… It sounds like a sound a toddler makes on the way to an ice cream truck.
  17. The Costco Rush: Everyone running out to buy toilet paper and water because Lala is coming over uninvited like that one relative who doesn’t RSVP
  18. The Island Face-off: What did Hurricane Lala say to the Hawaiian volcano?… “You blow, but I’m way windier.”
  19. The Name Identity Crisis: Lala is the only hurricane where you expect it to show up wearing pastel pink, humming a little tune, and asking if anyone wants to swing by the ice cream truck.
  20. Music Jokes: The Sound Track: What’s the official meteorological sound track of this storm? Just 40 miles per hour of wind softly going “la-la-la-la-la” while your trash can rolls down the street.
  21. The Travel Agent: “How come no one told me? I had to find out on the news! Lala is officially open for bookings… straight from L.A.”
  22. The Weather Report: Reporting live from the backyard where the palm trees are completely still—locals confirm the most dangerous part of Lala so far is the extreme humidity and lack of school.
  23. The Yard Sale: “My backyard isn’t destroyed, it’s just hosting an unpermitted neighborhood yard sale courtesy of Lala.”
  24. Hurricanes with Teletubby Names?
  25. The Laundry Line Warning: All you aunties and uncles leaving your pooka panties and aloha shirts hanging on the clothesline—take ’em down before they end up fully styled on your neighbor’s roof.
  26. The Weather Forecast: Guy Hagi was right again, so you better go grab the Heinekens, the sashimi, and cross your fingers the Kool-Aid doesn’t spill.
  27. The Speed Upgrade: How fast did Lala intensify? She upgraded faster than a lifted Tacoma racing through Lex Brody’s tire shop.
  28. The Ultimate Verdict: What’s the official local consensus on the storm’s name? Guy Hagi was right, but naming a cyclone “Lala” is just Mother Nature playing a prank on our weekend plans.
  29. Why did Hurricane Lala walk in circles off the coast?… It was looking for the nearest Costco to join the toilet paper line.
  30. Hawaii Jokes: What did  Hurricane Lala say to the Hawaii coast?… I have my eye on you.
  31. Music Jokes: What do you call a storm that sounds like a lullaby?… A category one wakeup call.
  32. I’m trying to write a joke about a  Hurricane Lala… But at the moment it is just a draft. 
  33. The Local Forecast: Guy Hagi warned us, but nobody expected a Category 4 system to roll up looking like it brought Heineken and sashimi to the pau hana.
  34. I told a  Hurricane Lala joke… I was expecting a surge of laughter.
  35. Hurricane Lala will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes.
  36. Walking Jokes: How fast does Hurricane Lala move compared to a cheetah?… A cheetah runs 75 mph, meaning Lala is just taking a scenic island stroll.
  37. I told a  Hurricane Lala joke… I was expecting a wave of laughter.
  38. California Jokes: Hurricane Lala… the unofficial hurricane of Los Angeles Summer Olympics.
  39. I saw a comedy show… I was swept away by the comedian’s Hurricane Lala joke.
  40. Hawaii Jokes: What’s an island resident’s favorite emergency prep gear?… A Honda generator, an extension cord, and absolute skepticism.
  41. Hurricane Lala is no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  42. Hawaii Jokes: Category 1 Hurricane Lala was no joke…. It raised Hell in… Hawaii!
  43. College Football Jokes: What college football team is the unofficial sponsor of  Hurricane Lala?… The UCLA Bruins.
  44. Hockey Jokes: What NHL team is the unofficial sponsor of  Hurricane Lala?… The Carolina Hurricanes.
  45. Be safe!…  Hurricane Lala might be a Cat 4… A good chance it will raise Hell!
  46. I want to make a joke about  Hurricane Lala… But I am scared my inbox will be flooded.
  47. Be safe!…  Hurricane Lalamight be a Cat 4… A good chance it will raise Hell when it hits land!
  48. What is the #1 Clash song during  Hurricane Lala?… “Should I Stay or Should I Go?”
  49. Be safe!…  Hurricane Lalamight be a Cat 4… A good chance it will raise Hell when it hits Florida!
  50. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes Hurricane Lala jokes.
  51. You can’t trust  Hurricane Lala… It is known to blow things out of proportion.
  52. How does  Hurricane Lala see?… With one eye.
  53. What is the most popular Jimmy Buffett song during a hurricane?… Trying to Reason with the Hurricane Season.
  54. What is the #1 requested song during  Hurricane Lala?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. (
  55. Why did the teacher rush to the  Hurricane Lalaflood zone?… To test the water.
  56. I asked my surfer friend if he plans to evacuate for  Hurricane Lala… He said, “Na-ama-ste.”
  57. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of  Hurricane Lala!
  58. I’m trying to write a blog about  Hurricane Lala… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  59. Why did the  Hurricane Lalago to therapy?… It had too much internal pressure.
  60. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the best hurricane evacuation route for  Hurricane Lala?
  61. Why did the  Hurricane Lala apologize?… It had a whirlwind of regrets.
  62.  Hurricane Lala is very… depressing.
  63.  Hurricane Lala just blew the roof off my cheese factory… There’s de Brie everywhere.
  64. This Halloween in Hawaii I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
  65. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane?
  66.  Hurricane Lala walks into a bar… The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
  67. Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during the  Hurricane Lala?… It experienced pier pressure.
  68. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends before the hurricane hits?
  69. Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
  70. Where does a turtle go when during a  Hurricane Lala?… A shell-ter.
  71. Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a  Hurricane Lala?… It was mime-blowing.
  72. I asked the  Hurricane Lala for a joke… but it just blew me away.
  73. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a  Hurricane Lala?… Bridge over troubled water.
  74. Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?… A moron in a suit.
  75. I tried to catch some fog during  Hurricane Lala… but I mist.
  76. What was Governor Ron DeSantis advice to some Florida residents during  Hurricane Lala?… Tampa Pray.
  77. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good  Hurricane Lala knock knock jokes?
  78. Have you heard about the  Hurricane Lala party?… It’s going to be in tents.
  79. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me bag sand to prepare  Hurricane Lala?
  80. Hurricane Lala tore off a quarter of my roof… Now all I have is a Roo.