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Google Search “Top 10 Lobster Jokes”
- June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best lobster jokes!
- Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish.
- Retirement Jokes: Lobster Pun: The lobster said it’d be hard for him to retire… as he was tide to his company.
- Labor Day Jokes: Lobster Pun: Since the crustacean was late for work every day… She lobster job.
- Navy Jokes: Why did the lobster join the Navy?… To become a navy-claw officer!
- Divorce Jokes: Why did the lobster and the shrimp get a divorce?… They were two shellfish.
- Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.
- How does a lobster answer the phone?… Shello?
- Tennis Jokes: What is a Lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?… The “lob” of course!
- If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?… Snappy talk.