Google Search “Mailman Jokes“
- What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver.
- I quit my new job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver. I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
- What’s the key to a good mailman joke?… The delivery.
- What do you call a mailman who only delivers watermelon?… Post Melone.
- What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night.
- What’s the secret to telling a good postman joke?… It’s all in the delivery!
- What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?… A very nervous postman.
- I can’t believe they’re considering an all mail election… …females worked so hard to get voting rights!
- I scared the mailman today by coming to the door naked I don’t know what scared him more, the fact that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived.