Top 50 New England Patriots Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best New England Patriots jokes.
  2. Massachusetts Jokes: The New England Patriots… The official NFL team of the American Revolution.
  3. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy… Candy Who?… Candy the New England Patriots repeat at AFC Champions?
  4. Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who is singing this year’s national anthem?… Charlie Puth.
  6. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me Ann Michael Maye’s nickname?… “Queen of the North.”
  7. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Can you believe that BOTH Bill Belichick AND Tom Brady were not selected for the Football Hall of Fame… That is an absolute Hall of Shame!
  8. Looney Tunes Jokes: Bugs Bunny may have been a less controversial than Bad Bunny the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show.
  9. Super Bowl LIX: Washington Jokes: New England: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” Seattle: “No, thanks. We’ll pass.”
  10. Who made the play the broke Seattle’s hearts in Super Bowl XLIX… The Butler did it!
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the New England Patriots?… Pat Patriot.
  12. Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about watching Do Your Job Bill Belichick and the Super Bowl XLIX Patriots. I asked my friend from Seattle to watch but… like the Seahawks, he said, I think I will pass.
  13. It was a pretty A-MAYE-ZING night for the Patriots at the NFL Honors… Mike Vrabel was selected as the Coach of the Year. Josh McDaniels was selected as the Assistant Coach of the Year AND Adam Vinatieri Jr. was selected to be inducted in the Football Hall of Fame.
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe what a great job Coach Mike Vrabel did on just one season with the New England Patriots?
  15. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Super Bowl MVPS from the New England Patriots?…
  16. Who are the Muppets pulling for in Super Bowl LX?… The New England Patriots. They love the corner #0 Christian “GONZO” Gonzalez.
  17. Super Bowl LX Jokes: A New England first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
  18. American Revolution Jokes: 2026 is the 250th anniversary of America… obviously the New England Patriots were going to win the AFC Championship.
  19. Super Bowl LI: New England Jokes: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
  20. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (12).
  22. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me what team has won the most Super Bowls?… New England Patriots & Pittsburgh Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls
  23. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the New England Patriots have won the Super Bowl?… 6.
  24. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the New England Patriots have reached the Super Bowl?… 12.
  25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the amazing jacket worn by Ann Michael Maye?
  26. 3/28 Day: #328Day, the New England holiday celebrating the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history. The Patriots erased 28-3 deficit to beat the Atlanta Falcons 34 – 28 in overtime.
  27. Retirement Jokes: Tom Brady just announced that he was retiring from football for good. That’s a relief… because if he was retiring for evil, then evil would probably win.
  28. Super Bowl LX… New England Patriot Fan: Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Super Bowl’s Coach Mike Vrabel was as a player for the Patriots?…
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe neither coach or quarterback has won a Super Bowl?
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (12).
  32. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the motto of the Super Bowl LX New England Patriots?… “We all we got, we all we need.”
  33. New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Patriots were 4 – 13 the year before they went to Super Bowl LX?
  34. New England Patriots Fans: “They hate us… Cuz they ain’t us!”
  35. How will Tom Brady feel if the Patriots lose?… Deflated.
  36. North Carolina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Bill Belichick did not get into the football Hall of Fame on the 1st ballot?
  37. North Carolina Jokes: Bill Belichick’s nickname when named head coach of UNC… Chapel Bill.
  38. Super Bowl LX: What do Seinfeld fans and New England Patriots fans have in common?… They both love the Drake.
  39. AFC Championship: When New England Patriot Christian Gonzalez intercepted Jarrett Stidham’s pass… the Denver Broncos chance of going to the Super Bowl went GONZO!
  40. New England Jokes: Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North.
  41. Music Jokes: What was the Red Hot Chili Peppers favorite play in the AFC Championship game?… The New England Patriot’s FLEA flicker pass.
  42. Super Bowl LX Jokes: The Patriots are going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m NOT deflated.
  43. Music Jokes: Super Bowl LIII Halftime: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0.
  44. Super Bowl XLIX: What are the Seahawk’s fans two most hated TV shows?… The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle!
  45. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams who are playing in Super Bowl LX?… (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
  46. What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Drake Maye and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  47. New England Jokes: Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback.… He’s a quarterback.
  48. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe 13-year-old Drake Maye attended Super Bowl L in Santa Clara, California?… The Denver Broncos defeated the Carolina Panthers 24 – 10.
  49. American Revolution Jokes: The Chiefs’ defense isn’t doing well against the Patriots’ offense… Reminds me of colonial times.
  50. AFC Championship: Fantasy Football: Denver Broncos fans thinking their team could beat the New England Patriots with Jarrett Stidham and go on to the Super Bowl.