Top 50 Super Bowl LX Jokes

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  1. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl XL jokes.
  2. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy Who?… Teddy February 8th, 2026 is the Super Bowl.
  3. Super Bowl LX… Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
  4. Looney Tunes Jokes: Bugs Bunny may have been a little less controversial pick than Bad Bunny the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show.
  5. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Blitz and Boom.
  6. Massachusetts Jokes: Super Bowl Sunday: 49 States “Please pass the remote” Massachusetts: “Gimme the Clickah!”
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Tom Brady’s, a “Patriot for Life,” response to if he would be rooting for the Patriots?
  8. Super Bowl PSA: Don’t bet against the Patriots! We All We Got! We All We Need!
  9. Who are the Muppets pulling for in Super Bowl LX?… The New England Patriots. They love the corner #0 Christian “GONZO” Gonzalez.
  10. Music Jokes: Is Blue Jean by David Bowie an official song of Super Bowl LX?… Is it being played at Levi Stadium in Santa Monica, California.
  11. New England Patriots Jokes: The Patriots are going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m NOT deflated.
  12. New England Jokes: Super Bowl LX: What do Seinfeld fans and New England Patriots fans have in common?… They both love the Drake.
  13. Super Bowl LIX: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.” (Washington Jokes)
  14. Movie Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the  movie that Mike Vrabel showed a clip from to inspire the New England Patriots to be undefeated on the road?… The Warriors (1971).
  15. American Revolution Jokes: This is the 250th anniversary of America… obviously the New England Patriots were going to win the AFC Championship and make it to the Super Bowl LX!
  16. Super Bowl XLIX: Who made the play the broke Seattle’s hearts in Super Bowl XLIX… The Butler did it!
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who is singing this year’s national anthem?… Charlie Puth.
  18. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Super Bowl MVPS from the New England Patriots?… Tom Brady, QB (4): SB XXXVI (2002), SB XXXVIII (2004), SB XLIX (2015), LI (2017) Deion Branch, WR (1): SB XXXIX (2005) Julian Edelman, WR (1): SB LIII (2019)
  19. I am from the future I can predict the score of the Super Bowl LX before it starts… 0-0.
  20. What are the Seahawk’s fans two most hated shows?… The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle!
  21. New England Patriots Jokes: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Drake Maye and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  22. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Sam Darnold and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  23. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe 13-year-old Drake Maye attended Super Bowl L in Santa Clara, California?… The Denver Broncos defeated the Carolina Panthers 24 – 10.
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the New England Patriot player who dressed up as a warrior for the AFC Championship game in Denver?… Mack Hollins (viral video)!
  25. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about watching Do Your Job Bill Belichick and the Super Bowl XLIX Patriots. I asked my friend from Seattle to watch but… like the Seahawks, he said, I think I will pass.
  26. Mole Day Jokes: Who is a mole’s favorite NFL player?… Stefon Diggs.
  27. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the living mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Taima!
  28. New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Patriots were 4 – 13 the year before they went to Super Bowl LX?
  29. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the motto of the Super Bowl LX New England Patriots?… “We all we got, we all we need”
  30. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the New England Patriots?… Pat Patriot.
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (12).
  32. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Super Bowl MVP from the Seattle Seahawks?… Malcolm Smith (2014)
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me Ann Michael Maye’s nickname?… “Queen of the North.”
  34. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the Seattle Seahawks have won the Super Bowl?… The Seahawks won Super Bowl XLVIII (2014) – 43-8 vs. Denver Broncos.
  35. New England Patriots Jokes: It was a pretty A-MAYE-ZING night for the Patriots at the NFL Honors… Mike Vrabel was selected as the Coach of the Year. Josh McDaniels was selected as the Assistant Coach of the Year AND Adam Vinatieri Jr. was selected to be inducted in the Football Hall of Fame.
  36. Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite Super Bowl LX receiver?… Kayshon “Pirate’s” Boutte.
  37. New England Crazy 8s: 8 head coaches have made the Super Bowl in their 1st year AND 8 2nd year QBs have made the Super Bowl.
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the NFL licenses Berklee professor’s Patriots Super Bowl anthem?
  39. Super Bowl XLIX: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX is a rematch of the Super Bowl XLIX (2015) teams? (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
  40. Can you believe Tom Brady did not get selected for the NFL Hall of Fame?… I know he is a very polarizing  sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has TWO.
  41. New England Patriots Jokes: Can you believe that BOTH Bill Belichick AND Tom Brady were not selected for the Football Hall of Fame… That is an absolute Hall of Shame!
  42. Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California… are our Super Bowl jokes wearing thin, like my 501 Original (1873) jeans?
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
  44. New England Jokes: Why do you think Adam Vinatieri Jr. was selected for the Hall of Fame?… He always put his best foot forward.
  45. New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the amazing jacket worn by Ann Michael Maye in the AFC Championship?
  46. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who created the motto of the Super Bowl LX New England Patriots?… “We all we got, we all we need”
  47. Music Jokes: Bad Bunny the headline performer for the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show, apparently is pretty good… He won the Grammy for Album of the year (DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS)
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me where I can buy Love the Drake Lager?… Stellwagen Beer Company Marshfield, Massachusetts.
  49. Milton’s Men’s Clothing store should hire New England Patriot Milton Williams as a spokesperson.
  50. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me what team has won the most Super Bowls?… New England Patriots & Pittsburgh Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls.