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- Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes:
- New England Patriots Jokes & Seattle Seahawks Jokes
- Super Bowl LX Jokes:
- Super Bowl Jokes:
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- Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl jokes.
- Illinois Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: Want to know why I always wear my Seahawks Jersey when I take a test?… It’s so I’ll pass, even when I shouldn’t!
- Super Bowl LV Florida Jokes & New England Jokes: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
- Retirement Jokes: Tom Brady just announced that he was retiring from football for good. That’s a relief… because if he was retiring for evil, then evil would probably win.
- Top 10 Super Bowl Ads: What is the #1 Pizza for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
- Super Bowl LII: When it comes to trick plays, you have to hand it to Tom Brady… Literally. He can’t catch.
- Super Bowl LI: New England Jokes: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
- Who made the play the broke Seattle’s hearts in Super Bowl XLIX… The Butler did it!
- Middle School Jokes: Middle School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time.
- Super Bowl LIX Jokes: What company owns the rights to Super Bowl 59?… NetfLIX.
- Cemetery Jokes: A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
- New England Patriots Jokes: 3/28 Day: #328Day, the New England holiday celebrating the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history. The Patriots erased 28-3 deficit to beat the Atlanta Falcons 34 – 28 in overtime.
- American Revolution Jokes: Super Bowl LII I’m relieved the Patriots lost… No patriot I know would ever beat an eagle.
- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: I stopped at a restaurant for dinner. The waitress asked me if I would like a salad, and I said, “I’ll pass, even though I know I shouldn’t.” And she said, “Seahawks fan, huh?”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the location of this year’s Super Bowl?
- Super Bowl LVIII: Archery Jokes: Who did the archers bet on in Super Bowl LVIII?… The Kansas City Chiefs. Their home field is Arrowhead Stadium.
- College Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: Since I have a lot of exams next week… I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I’m sure to pass even if I shouldn’t.
- Indiana Jokes: What does COLTS stand for?… Count. On. Losing. The Super Bowl.
- Kansas Jokes: Super Bowl LVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about them Chiefs? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- Super Bowl LX Jokes Super Bowl LX… Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them, I think I will pass.
- Super Bowl XLIX: Who made the play the broke Seattle’s hearts in Super Bowl XLIX… The Butler did it!
- American Revolution Jokes: This is the 250th anniversary of America… obviously the New England Patriots were going to win the AFC Championship.
- New England Jokes: Super Bowl LX: What do Seinfeld fans and New England Patriots fans have in common?… They both love the Drake.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy Who?… Teddy February 8th, 2026 is the Super Bowl.
- Can you believe Tom Brady did not get selected for the NFL Hall of Fame?… He is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has TWO.
- Super Bowl XLIX: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX is a rematch of the Super Bowl XLIX (2015) teams? (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
- Can you believe Bill Belichick did not get selected for the NFL Hall of Fame?… He is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has THREE.
- Movie Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the movie that Mike Vrabel showed a clip from to inspire the New England Patriots to be undefeated on the road?… The Warriors (1971).
- New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell the motto of the Super Bowl LX New England Patriots?… “We all we got, we all we need”
- January 30th, 2026: The New England Patriots injury report… MAYE be a problem.
- New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the amazing jacket worn by Ann Michael Maye?
- What are the Seahawk’s fans two most hated shows?… The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle!
- New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the New England Patriots?… Pat Patriot.
- Music Jokes: Bad Bunny the headline performer for the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show, apparently is pretty good… He won the Grammy for Album of the year (DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX, the rematch between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, is only days away?
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: A New England first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
- Bill Belichick is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has THREE.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me where I can buy Love the Drake Lager?… Stellwagen Beer Company Marshfield, Massachusetts
- Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl jokes.
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy Who?… Teddy February 8th, 2026 is the Super Bowl.
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX, the rematch between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, is only days away?
- New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (11).
- California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Blitz and Boom.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell the motto of the Super Bowl LX New England Patriots?… “We all we got, we all we need”
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams who are playing in Super Bowl LX?… Seattle Seahawks & New England Patriots.
- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the living mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Taima!
- New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the New England Patriots?… Pat Patriot.