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- Do you want to hear a joke about the Boston Marathon?…. Never mind… I’ll never finish it.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the Massachusetts holiday that coincides with the Boston Marathon? (Patriots Day)
- What is the #1 marathon for cardiologists?… The Boston Marathon. They love Heartbreak Hill.
- What music is blaring at the most difficult part of the Boston Marathon?… Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers at Heartbreak Hill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.” (Music Jokes)
- I don’t win marathons because I’m lucky… I win because I take public transportation, just take like Rosie Ruiz.
- What is the worst US city to run a marathon?… Boston. It is the height of pollen season and it is in Mass “Achoo” setts.
- Do you know what would be a great theme song for One Boston Day?… ONE by U2. Boston loves U2 and U2 loves Boston.
- Warning: Police are on the lookout for an overweight man who did not pay his entrance fee to the Boston Marathon… He is believed to be still on the run.
- What is the #1 #hotel for runners of the Boston Marathon?… Heartbreak Hotel.
- Although the world is more accepting, I refuse to accept some races… That Boston Marathon is awful, with Heartbreak Hill and the New England weather.
- 2024 Boston Marathon: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you believe the 2024 Boston Marathon Women’s finish?… Hellen Obiri battled until the end to beat Sharon Lokedi
- A Boston Marathon book never written: “The Boston Marathon” by Will E. Makit.
- Boston Marathon runners with bad footwear… suffer the agony of defeat.
- Where do cardiologists like to watch the Boston Marathon?… Heartbreak Hill.
- I watch the Boston Marathon every year with my best friend. This year his girlfriend decided to join us, but she just couldn’t understand why we were laughing…. It was a running joke.
- I don’t win marathons because I’m lucky… I win because I’m driven.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Kenya… Kenya who?… Kenya name the country with great marathon runners that often win the Boston Marathon?
- Did you hear about theBoston Marathon runner who ran for 3 hours but only moved 2 feet?… He only had 2 feet!
- How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run the Boston Marathon?… They’ll tell you.
- What do Boston Marathon runners do when they forget something?… They jog their memory.
- Did you hear about the Boston Marathon race between the lettuce & the tomato?… The #ettuce was a “head” & the tomato was trying to “ketchup”
- I was watching the Boston Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed as a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought:…”This’ll be interesting.”
- If Boston Marathon runners get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get?… Mistletoe?
- What do you get when you run behind a car?… EXHAUSTED.
- What does a runner drink when she is in last place?… Ketchup.
- What should you say to someone running in the Boston Marathon from #reland?… Irish you luck.
- Knock knock?…Who i…..