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- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Veterans Day jokes.
- Why are there no knock knock jokes about American veterans?… Because freedom rings!
- What’s a veteran’s favorite time of day?… 11:11. Always time to remember.
- Flag Day Jokes: What did one American flag say to the other flag on Veterans Day?… Nothing. It just waved!
- What’s the veteran’s favorite song lyric?… “I’m proud to be an American!”
- College Basketball Jokes: What’s a veteran’s favorite sport?… March Madness.
- Sandwich Jokes: What is the #1 sandwich on Veterans Day?… A HERO sandwich.
- March Jokes: What should have been the day we chose to celebrate World Military Day?… March Forth!
- Pie Jokes: What’s a Marine veteran’s favorite dessert?… Semper pie.
- What is a veteran’s least favorite month?… March!
- What’s the WWII veteran’s name?… Norman D.
- Book Jokes: A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave.
- Book Jokes: Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Grate… Grate who?… Grate-ful for our veterans!
- What’s a veteran’s favorite quote?… “Service never ends — it just changes uniforms.”
- Where did the retired General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
- What’s the slogan of a clothing store that only sells to veterans?… No service, no shirt, no shoes.
- Flag Day Jokes: Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”?
- Navy Jokes: Why did David Robinson get arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
- Sandwich Jokes: What’s a veteran’s favorite lunch?… Hero sandwiches.
- When I grow up I want to be a veterinarian then go into the army, and become a veteran so I can become…A Vet Vet.
- Music Jokes: I went to a football game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, “You know, technically, national anthems are just… country music.”
- I asked my veteran friend what the first ranking is in the military, but I couldn’t get a straight answer… He just kept telling me it’s private.
- Golf Jokes: Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?… They always end up in the bunker.
- Why did the veteran bring tissues to the parade?… Even warriors tear up sometimes.
- A high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II… Since my grandfather had served during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?”He got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”
- November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the nickname of David Robinson who played for the Naval Academy? (The Admiral)
- Music Jokes: What music does a decorated veteran listen to?… Heavy Medal.
- My Grandpa who is a veteran had a heart of a lion… Which is why he is banned from every zoo.
- How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?… B 52.
- What do yo call a veteran who sleeps in a bathroom stall?… A loo-tenant.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the treaty that ended the World War I?
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock…. Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad you live in America protected by the greatest military in the world.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Red…Red who?… Red, white, and blue, we thank you!
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock…. Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?… Gladys Veterans Day.
- What’s a veteran’s favorite bedtime story?… The one that ends with peace.
- A veteran’s son asks him “Dad, did you get shot in the army?” The dad replies, “Nope! But I got shot in the leggy.”
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… America… America who?… America the beautiful, because of the brave!
- Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings!
- I became a chef after I left the army… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the history of Veterans Day?
- Basketball Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA basketball player who went to the Naval Academy and is nicknamed The Admiral? (David Robinson)
- Why did the veteran stand quietly at the memorial?… Respect speaks louder than words.
- What’s a veteran’s favorite motto?… Laugh loud. Live proud.
- What’s a veteran’s favorite phrase?… “At ease – and enjoy life.”
- What’s the veteran’s favorite dance move?… The March Step.
- What’s a veteran’s favorite parade tradition?… Waving until the crowd waves back.
- Dog Jokes: Why wouldn’t the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?… There were too many vets.
- Dog Jokes: I asked my veteran grandfather what’s the most disrespectful question that you can ask a vet?… “Why didn’t you become a real doctor?”
- What do hungry Navy veterans eat?… SUB sandwiches!
- What’s a parade without veterans?… Just a walk.
- November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the nickname of David Robinson who played for the Naval Academy? (The Admiral)
- What do hungry Navy veterans eat?… SUBWAY sandwiches!
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the history of Armistice Day?
- Why did the veteran love libraries?… Quiet discipline and strong stories.
- A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he?… A seasoned veteran.
- Music Jokes: What’s a veteran’s favorite instrument?… The freedom bell.
- Music Jokes: Why did the trumpet player get emotional?… Taps always hits home.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the history of Veterans Day?
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the history of Armistice Day?
- Why did the veteran volunteer again?… Once you serve, you always serve.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the date of Armistice Day?
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the date of Veterans Day?
- What’s the most popular Veterans Day saying?… “Thank you for your service!”
- Tea Jokes: What does an American WWII veteran say when you ask him if he wants some tea?… Sherman tanks!
- My Papa was a World War II Navy veteran and he used to boast about how he saved 300+ sailors from dying from an excruciating death… He shot the cook.
- Basketball Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA basketball player who went to the Naval Academy and is nicknamed The Admiral? (David Robinson)
- What’s a veteran’s favorite car?… A Ford of Duty.
- What’s a veteran’s favorite color?… Red, white, and every shade of blue.
- Basketball Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Freedom… Freedom who?… Freedom isn’t free, thank a veteran
- Teacher: “250+ years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “ Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!”
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the date of Armistice Day?
- Pie Jokes: What’s a veteran’s favorite dessert?… Pride pie. Served with honor.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the date of Veterans Day?
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the treaty that ended the World War II?
- Why did the Marine bring coffee to the Veterans Day ceremony?… To salute with energy.
- Why did the vet wear his medals?… Every ribbon tells a story worth smiling about.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the treaty that end the Vietnam War?
- Why did the veteran’s heart stay strong?… Because it still beats for freedom.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the current Commander-in-Chief?
- Why did the officer bring a microphone to the Veterans Day ceremony?… To amplify appreciation.
- Why did the veteran love his new cane?… It helped him march again. Slowly but proudly.
- What do you call someone who joined the military out of spite?… A PETTY officer!
- What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th!
- What do you call a really high ranking snack at the Army – Navy Basketball game?… A popcorn colonel.
- What’s a vet’s favorite breakfast?… Eggs and appreciation.
- Why don’t skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?… Because they don’t have anybody to go with.
- What’s the best part about Veterans Day?… The memories and the jokes.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Honor… Honor who?… Honor our veterans today!
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock…Who’s there?… Sol.… Sol who?… Sol-dier, thank you for your service!
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pat… Pat who?… Pat-riotic citizens thank our troops!
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Thank… Thank who?… Thank you for your service!
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Salute… Salute who?… Salute our heroes!
- What’s a veteran’s favorite sound after a long day?… Silence that was earned.
- What’s a veteran’s favorite place?… Anywhere with family and a folded flag.
- Why did the Army vet sit in the front row?… Still leading from the front.
- What’s a veteran’s favorite plant?… Peace lilies. They’ve seen enough action.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock…. Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?… Justin time to thank a veteran!
- Why did the veteran smile at the kids’ parade?… That’s the next generation of courage.
- Why did the Airman laugh at the Veterans Day parade?… He loved high-flying jokes.
- What’s a veteran’s favorite drink?… Freedom brew – strong and proud.