101 Super Bowl LX Jokes

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  1. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl XL jokes.
  2. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy Who?… Teddy February 8th, 2026 is the Super Bowl.
  3. Super Bowl LX… Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
  4. Looney Tunes Jokes: Bugs Bunny may have been a little less controversial pick than Bad Bunny the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show.
  5. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Blitz and Boom.
  6. Massachusetts Jokes: Super Bowl Sunday: 49 States “Please pass the remote” Massachusetts: “Gimme the Clickah!”
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Tom Brady’s, a “Patriot for Life,” response to if he would be rooting for the Patriots?
  8. Super Bowl PSA: Don’t bet against the Patriots! We All We Got! We All We Need!
  9. Who are the Muppets pulling for in Super Bowl LX?… The New England Patriots. They love the corner #0 Christian “GONZO” Gonzalez.
  10. Music Jokes: Is Blue Jean by David Bowie an official song of Super Bowl LX?… Is it being played at Levi Stadium in Santa Monica, California.
  11. New England Patriots Jokes: The Patriots are going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m NOT deflated.
  12. New England Jokes: Super Bowl LX: What do Seinfeld fans and New England Patriots fans have in common?… They both love the Drake.
  13. Super Bowl LIX: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.” (Washington Jokes)
  14. Movie Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the movie that Mike Vrabel showed a clip from to inspire the New England Patriots to be undefeated on the road?… The Warriors (1971).
  15. American Revolution Jokes: This is the 250th anniversary of America… obviously the New England Patriots were going to win the AFC Championship and make it to the Super Bowl LX!
  16. Super Bowl XLIX: Who made the play the broke Seattle’s hearts in Super Bowl XLIX… The Butler did it!
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who is singing this year’s national anthem?… Charlie Puth.
  18. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Super Bowl MVPS from the New England Patriots?… Tom Brady, QB (4): SB XXXVI (2002), SB XXXVIII (2004), SB XLIX (2015), LI (2017) Deion Branch, WR (1): SB XXXIX (2005) Julian Edelman, WR (1): SB LIII (2019)
  19. I am from the future I can predict the score of the Super Bowl LX before it starts… 0-0.
  20. What are the Seahawk’s fans two most hated shows?… The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle!
  21. New England Patriots Jokes: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Drake Maye and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  22. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Sam Darnold and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  23. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe 13-year-old Drake Maye attended Super Bowl L in Santa Clara, California?… The Denver Broncos defeated the Carolina Panthers 24 – 10.
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the New England Patriot player who dressed up as a warrior for the AFC Championship game in Denver?… Mack Hollins (viral video)!
  25. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about watching Do Your Job Bill Belichick and the Super Bowl XLIX Patriots. I asked my friend from Seattle to watch but… like the Seahawks, he said, I think I will pass.
  26. Mole Day Jokes: Who is a mole’s favorite NFL player?… Stefon Diggs.
  27. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the living mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Taima!
  28. New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Patriots were 4 – 13 the year before they went to Super Bowl LX?
  29. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the motto of the Super Bowl LX New England Patriots?… “We all we got, we all we need”
  30. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the New England Patriots?… Pat Patriot.
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (12).
  32. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Super Bowl MVP from the Seattle Seahawks?… Malcolm Smith (2014)
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me Ann Michael Maye’s nickname?… “Queen of the North.”
  34. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the Seattle Seahawks have won the Super Bowl?… The Seahawks won Super Bowl XLVIII (2014) – 43-8 vs. Denver Broncos.
  35. New England Patriots Jokes: It was a pretty A-MAYE-ZING night for the Patriots at the NFL Honors… Mike Vrabel was selected as the Coach of the Year. Josh McDaniels was selected as the Assistant Coach of the Year AND Adam Vinatieri Jr. was selected to be inducted in the Football Hall of Fame.
  36. Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite Super Bowl LX receiver?… Kayshon “Pirate’s” Boutte.
  37. New England Crazy 8s: 8 head coaches have made the Super Bowl in their 1st year AND 8 2nd year QBs have made the Super Bowl.
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the NFL licenses Berklee professor’s Patriots Super Bowl anthem?
  39. Super Bowl XLIX: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX is a rematch of the Super Bowl XLIX (2015) teams? (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
  40. Can you believe Tom Brady did not get selected for the NFL Hall of Fame?… I know he is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has TWO.
  41. New England Patriots Jokes: Can you believe that BOTH Bill Belichick AND Tom Brady were not selected for the Football Hall of Fame… That is an absolute Hall of Shame!
  42. Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California… are our Super Bowl jokes wearing thin, like my 501 Original (1873) jeans?
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
  44. New England Jokes: Why do you think Adam Vinatieri Jr. was selected for the Hall of Fame?… He always put his best foot forward.
  45. New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the amazing jacket worn by Ann Michael Maye in the AFC Championship?
  46. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who created the motto of the Super Bowl LX New England Patriots?… “We all we got, we all we need”
  47. Music Jokes: Bad Bunny the headline performer for the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show, apparently is pretty good… He won the Grammy for Album of the year (DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS)
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me where I can buy Love the Drake Lager?… Stellwagen Beer Company Marshfield, Massachusetts.
  49. Milton’s Men’s Clothing store should hire New England Patriot Milton Williams as a spokesperson.
  50. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me what team has won the most Super Bowls?… New England Patriots & Pittsburgh Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls.
  51. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the Seattle Seahawks have reached the Super Bowl?… 4 – Super Bowl XL (2006): Lost 21–10 to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Super Bowl XLVIII (2014): Won 43–8 against the Denver Broncos. Super Bowl XLIX (2015): Lost 28–24 to the New England Patriots. Super Bowl LX (2026): Appeared in their fourth championship game.
  52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the names of the two New England defensive backs who played together in college at California?… Jaylinn Hawkins and Craig Woodson.
  53. Super Bowl LI: New England Jokes: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
  54. Music Jokes: Super Bowl LIII Halftime: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0.
  55. AFC Championship: When New England Patriot Christian Gonzalez intercepted Jarrett Stidham’s pass… the Denver Broncos chance of going to the Super Bowl went GONZO!
  56. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the New England Patriots have won the Super Bowl?… 6.
  57. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them, I think I will pass.
  58. Music Jokes: Super Bowl LX: Bad Bunny….gonna make made money performing the Apple Music Super Bowl LX Halftime Show.
  59. Super Bowl XLIX: What do the Patriots and Measles have in common?… They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something.
  60. Marriage Jokes: Why do Patriots fans make the best spouses?… Because they don’t mind if you cheat.
  61. January 30th, 2026: The New England Patriots injury report… MAYE be a problem.
  62. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX, the rematch between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, is only days away?
  63. Super Bowl LX Jokes: A New England first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
  64. Bill Belichick is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has THREE.
  65. Super Bowl LX Jokes: What is the #1 Pizza for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
  66. Can you believe Bill Belichick did not get selected for the NFL Hall of Fame?… I know he is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has THREE.
  67. Can you believe Robert Kraft did not get selected for the NFL Hall of Fame?… I know he is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has ONE.
  68. New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe what a great job Coach Mike Vrabel and his staff did in the 1st season with the New England Patriots?
  69. Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has TWO.
  70. January 25th, 2026: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe imagine if the Patriots hosted the AFC Championship with Winter Storm Fern dropping 17 inches of snow in Foxboro?
  71. January 25th, 2026: AFC Championship: It is Maye Day at Mile High Stadium!
  72. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the New England Patriots have reached the Super Bowl?… 12.
  73. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams who are playing in Super Bowl LX?… (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
  74. What are the two popular shows with New England Patriots’s fans?… The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle!
  75. AFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the New England Patriot legend who presented the Lamar Hunt Trophy to the Patriots for winning the AFC championship?… Adam Vinatieri.
  76. Super Bowl LX… New England Patriot Fan: Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
  77. Super Bowl LX… Seattle Seahawk Fan: Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
  78. NFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the NFL legend who presented the George Halas NFC Championship trophy to the Seattle Seahawks?… Michael Strahan.
  79. AFC Championship: Fantasy Football: Denver Broncos fans thinking their team could beat the New England Patriots with Jarrett Stidham and go on to the Super Bowl.
  80. NFC Championship: Fantasy Football LA Rams fans thinking their team could go to Seattle and beat the Seahawks to go on to the Super Bowl.
  81. Super Bowl: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can win the Super Bowl game.
  82. New England Jokes: The clutch running of New England’s quarterback MAYE have been the difference in the AFC Championship game.
  83. Music Jokes: What was the Red Hot Chili Peppers favorite play in the AFC Championship game?… The New England Patriot’s FLEA flicker pass.
  84. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
  85. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the location of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
  86. Colorado Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the ONLY quarterback to start an AFC Championship game without one pass attempt all season?… Jarrett Stidham of the Denver Broncos.
  87. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (12).
  88. January 25th, 2026: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the weather at Mile High Stadium for the AFC Championship?
  89. American Revolution Jokes: This is the 250th anniversary of America… obviously the New England Patriots were going to win the AFC Championship.
  90. Colorado Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Denver Broncos mascot?… The Denver Broncos’ official live mascot is a white Arabian horse named Thunder, which has led the team onto the field since 1993.
  91. Retirement Jokes: Tom Brady just announced that he was retiring from football for good. That’s a relief because if he was retiring for evil, then evil would probably win.
  92. AFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams in the 2026 AFC Championship?… (New England Patriots at the Denver Broncos.)
  93. NFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe you name the two teams in the 2026 NFC Championship?… (Los Angeles Rams at the Seattle Seahawks.)
  94. Colorado Jokes: With the injury to Bo Nix… I guess you can nix the idea that the Denver Broncos will win the LX Super Bowl.
  95. AFC Championship: On paper, Drake Maye be a better QB Bo Nix’s backup, Jarrett Stidham.
  96. AFC Championship: What is the #1 selling soda at Mile High Stadium… Orange Crush.
  97. AFC Championship: Drake Maye have lucked out with the injury to Bo Nix.
  98. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you believe Jarrett Stidham used to play for the New England Patriots?
  99. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
  100. What REM song is on every Denver Bronco’s fans music playlist?… Orange Crush.
  101. Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Houston Texans fans thinking you can go into the Razor, Gillette Stadium, in the snow and beat the New England Patriots.