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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best geography jokes.
- Bastille Day Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Francis… Francis who?… France is a country in Europe.
- Music Jokes: What band is on every geography teacher’s playlist?… Mountain
- Hiking Jokes: Why are mountains the funniest place to travel to?… Because they’re hill areas!
- Geography Jokes: What city has the highest number of students who cheat?… Peking, China.
- World Geography Jokes: What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?… Juveniles!
- South Dakota Jokes: What rock group has four men that don’t sing?… Mount Rushmore!
- Crayon Jokes: Where do crayons go on vacation?… Color-ado.
- Hiking Jokes: How do mountains see?… They peak!
- Mississippi Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
- World Geography Jokes: Which country’s citizens have the nicest teeth?… Brussia!
- Which is smarter, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees!
- California Jokes: What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map!
- What did the rock say to the geographer?… Don’t take me for granite!
- Florida Jokes: Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys.
- What was Thor’s favorite thing about geography?… Learning about the equa-thor!
- World Geography Jokes: What do you call a colorful atmospheric anomaly that appears over Barcelona?… A Spainbow!
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… A river!
- American Revolution Jokes: What is a geography teacher’s favorite site on the Freedom Trail?… The Old NORTH Church.
- World Geography Jokes: What is the fastest country in the world?… Rush-a!
- What did the sea say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- World Geography Jokes: Do you know why Indian sandwich shops keep opening?… Because there is always a New Delhi.
- Mississippi Jokes: What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi!
- Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY an Island.
- Alaska Pun: I can’t a-fjord a trip to Alaska right now.
- Marine Jokes: Where do Marines go for a romantic getaway?… Parris … Island.
- What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys?… An assasination!
- World Geography Jokes: Why did the Romanian stop reading at night?… They were given the Bucharest!
- What do geographers grow in their gardens?… Compass roses.
- American Revolution Jokes: What is a geography teacher’s favorite spot in Concord, Massachusetts and site of a famous battle during the Revolutionary War?… The Old NORTH Bridge.
- Wizard of Oz Jokes: What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Italy?… “There’s no place like Rome! There’s no place like Rome!
- Alabama Jokes: Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the Gulf of Mexico?… She wanted to test the water!
- If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
- Navy Jokes: Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their boats?… So when they come back to port they can… Scandinavian.
- Pencil Jokes: Where do all the pencils come from?… Pennsylvania.
- What sort of pudding roams wild in the Arctic circle?… Moose.
- What did Delaware?… A New Jersey.
- What is round at each end and high in the middle?… Ohio.
- Which is the biggest cow that doesn’t give milk?… Moscow!
- Alaska Pun: Denali ain’t just a river in Egypt.
- Teacher: “It’s clear that you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?” Student: “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!”
- What’s the best part about working in Switzerland?… I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
- How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?… With his Discover card!
- What do an astrologist and a cartographer have in common? … They both specialize in projections.
- What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps.
- What rocks do young geologists play with?… Marbles.
- Where do fish keep their money?… In riverbanks.
- Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?… The North and South Poles.
- What is the highest road?… The Highway.
- What do you get if you cross a farm animal with a map maker?… A cow-tographer!
- Why didn’t the map grids go to the punk disco?… Because they were all squares.
- Which state does the most laundry?… Washington.
- Navy Jokes: I heard France is replacing its aging, deteriorating navy vessels… I guess French ships don’t always last forever.
- “Geologists don’t dislike classical music, they just prefer rock.”
- Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
- What do you call a wizard from Uganda?… A uGandalf.
- What is smarter, longitude or latitude?…Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
- What Peter Gabriel song is on every geography teacher’s playlist?… Solsbury Hill.
- What do you call a hobbit from the Basque Country?… Bilbao.
- What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time & World Geography Jokes)
- “Geologists aren’t perfect, they have their faults.”
- Where does the president send his dirty clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What is the spiciest country?… Chile! (Chili)
- What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land!
- What tower cannot eat anything?… The I Full Tower (Eiffel)
- Why do paper maps never win at poker?… Because they always fold.
- Where do you find an ocean without water?… On a map!
- What traveled around the world over spring break but stayed in one place?… A stamp.
- Bastille Day Jokes: What do you call a French guy in sandals on Bastille Day?… Phillipe Phloppe.
- Watermelon Jokes: Where does the Roman stop eating his watermelon?… At the Rhine.
- Camping Jokes: Where did the sheep go to camping?… The Baa-hamas!
- What did the lake say to the camper?… “Water you doing tonight?”
- Where do ants go camping?… Frants.
- How does a fox know when it’s going to rain?… It checks the weather fur-cast!
- Why does the Yeti know all the map symbols?… Because it’s a legend!
- What’s big, white, furry and always points North?… A polar bearing!
- Mountains aren’t just funny… They’re hill-areas!
- Camping Jokes: At the camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing, it just waved.
- Camping Jokes: What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!
- Why did the sailor love his new compass?… It gave him direction.
- What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (Top Pirate Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia (101 Mole Day Jokes)
- Who’s the highest-ranking officer in the mess hall?… General Tso.
- What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
- What do John Wayne and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
- What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?… A stamp.
- “Old geographers never die, they just become legends.”
- Why was longitude boiling mad?… Because it was 360 degrees.
- What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map.
- Why are maps like fish?…. Both have scales.
- Why do senior military officials like small scale maps?… Because they have been GENERAL-ized.
- Pilgrim Jokes: How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore!
- Why didn’t the map projection finish his speech?… He was interrupted.
- Where do all the pencils come from?… Pennsylvania.
- How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?… Because they’re all graduated.
- How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level.
- Why didn’t the map grids go to the popular dance club?… Because they were all squares.
- What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?… “I lava you”
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?… Hey, you crack me up!
- Why did the dot go to college?… Because it wanted to be a graduated symbol.