101 Elementary School Jokes

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1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best elementary school school jokes!
2. If the #2 pencil is the most popular in elementary schools, why isn’t it #1? (180 School Jokes & Pencil Jokes)
3. Why are fish so smart?… They live in schools!
4. What’s the difference between an elementary teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
5. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
6. Elementary Student: “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” Teacher: “Of course not.” Elementary Student: “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”
7. Why did the M&M go to elementary school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes)
8. Why was the elementary principal worried?… Because there were too many rulers in school! (Principal Jokes)
9. National Napping Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school?…. He’s still sleeping!
10. What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
11. What is a elementary math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Summer Jokes & Top Summer Jobs for Teachers)
12. I heard they put a new wing on the elementary school… That is true, but it still won’t fly.
13. What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory!
14. What is a witch’s favorite class?… Spelling (Is Spelling Important? phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid)
15. Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9. (Elementary Math Jokes)
16. Why was the elementary science book in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine. (Biology Jokes)
17. What did the elementary math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Elementary Math Jokes)
18. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Top Winter Jokes)
19. When is the best time for a elementary teacher to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (Dentist Jokes)
20. Why did the elementary student throw his watch out of the school window?… He wanted to see time fly!
21. Why did the elementary music teacher need a ladder?… To reach the high notes.
22. How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level. (Top Geography Jokes)
23. Teacher: Can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed? Student: At the bottom. (American Revolution Jokes)
24. Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You said we had to do it without tables! (Top Jokes for Math Teachers)
25. What’s an elementary social studies teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation.
26. What state has the loudest elementary students?… ILL-I-NOISE (Top Geography Jokes)
27. When is the best time for a an elementary student to go to the dentist?.. Tooth-hurty-too (2:32). (Dentist Jokes)
28. Did you hear the joke about the elementary school construction project?…. I’m still working on it!
29. Where do you put smart hot dogs?… On honor rolls! (Hot Dog Jokes)
30. March 1st: I asked my elementary student when her birthday was and she said March 1st… I have been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me.
31. What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of elementary school science teachers?… Baryon my wayward son!
32. What did one math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
33. Pi Day Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
34. Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level!
35. Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?… Because it was always sweeping during class!
36. What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?… ”Purr”ple (Crayon Jokes)
37. Why did the elementary students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades.
38. How do you make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
39. Why did the spring break elementary students miss their flight?… They had no spring in their step.
40. What did the square say to the old circle?… Been around long? (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
41. Did you hear the joke about the cookie?…. It is crummy.
42. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school! (Ice Cream Jokes)
43. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
44. Why did the student take a ladder to school?… Because he/she was going to high school! (High School Jokes)
45. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?… Boarding school.
46. National Meatball Day: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
47. What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
48. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?… Because she sprained her angle! (Top Geometry Jokes)
49. Why did the elementary student eat his homework?… Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
50. What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
51. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?… RRRRR (Top Pirate Jokes)
52. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… Nacho Cheese (Not Choo Cheese)
53. What is the loudest state?… ILL-I-NOISE (Top Geography Jokes)
54. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Dentist Jokes)
55. Why are bananas good at gymnastics?… They do great banana splits! (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
56. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves! (Top Geography Jokes)
57. What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?… Cotton candy. (Top 500 U.S Jokes)
58. What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer! (Animal Jokes)
59. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty!
60. March 1st: I asked my elementary teacher when her birthday was and she said March 1st… I have been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me.
61. March 1st: I asked my elementary principal when her birthday was and she said March 1st… I have been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me.
62. Why is a math book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems. (Top Jokes for Math Teachers).
63. Did I tell you the joke about the ceiling?… Probably not. It’s way over your head.
64. Why did the crayon cry?… He was feeling blue. (Crayon Jokes)
65. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
66. What kind of chain is edible?…. A food chain! (Top Science Jokes)
67. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (Top Halloween Jokes)
68. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top Spring Jokes)
69. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream) (Ice Cream Jokes)
70. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top Spring Jokes)
71. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
72. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes. (Top Winter Jokes)
73. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
74. Doctors Day: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
75. National Crayon Day: What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
76. What kind of candy is never on time?… ChocoLATE
77. What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?… A Mars bar! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
78. What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
79. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp!
80. What candy is only for girls?… HER-SHEy’s Kisses! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
81. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?… A Kitty Kat bar! (Top Cat Jokes)
82. What kind of hats do they where at the North Pole?…. Ice Caps! (Top Geography Jokes)
83. Did you hear about the dog at the flea circus?… He stole the show! (Dog Jokes)
84. Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
85. Which runs faster, hot or cold?… Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
86. What did the flower say to the bike?… Petal!
87. Did people laugh when the lady fell on the ice?… No, but the ice cracked up.
88. How do athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans!
89. What did the stamp say to the envelope?… Stick with me we’ll go places!
90. How do billboards talk?…. Sign language!
91. What did the water say to the boat?… Nothing, it just waved. (Top Geography Jokes)
92. How do elementary studetns travel?… In mini-vans!
93. What has hands but does not clap…. A clock!
94. What is a rapper’s favorite toy?… a yo – YO!
95. How do you make an egg roll?…. You push it.
96. What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems. (Pencil Jokes)
97. Why did the tomato turn red?….It saw the salad dressing!
98. What do call of people afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
99. What did the father buffalo say to his son?….Bye son (bison) (Animal Jokes)
100. What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes)
101. Why is it so hot in a football stadium after a game?… All the fans have left!