Tag: Popcorn Jokes: Popcorn Jokes for Kids

1. Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny.
2. Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Veterans’ Day Jokes)
3. What did the baby corn say to momma corn?… Where is pop corn? (Mother’s Day Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
4. How much do pirates charge for corn on the cob?… A buck-an-ear. (Top Pirate Jokes)
5. What is a popcorn’s favorite type of music?… POP
6. What do you call a popcorn’s favorite flower?… Poppies.
7. Why is popcorn way better than a movie?… Because they are just so much butter.
8. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Papa… Papa who?… Papapapapapapapa popcorn. (Top Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
9. What do you call a “corny” metal band?… PopKORN!
10. Why didn’t the kernel leave the popper?… He was cornfused. (Top Psychology Jokes)
11. What music gets popcorn to dance?… Hip Pop
12. Want to here a popcorn joke?… Nah, it’s to corny.
13. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?… Because the corn has ears!
14. What did the popcorn say to the jack in the box?… POP goes the weasel.
15. Mom says “You keep dropping popcorn.” I say “Sorry, butter fingers.” (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
16. What is the main ingredient for cooking popcorn?… Poprika.
17. Who orders everyone in the popcorn place around?… The kernel.
18. What makes a loud noise when changing it’s jacket, becomes larger, but weighs less?… Popcorn!

PG-13

1. What’s the difference between popcorn and pea soup?… Anyone can pop corn, but you can’t pee soup.