Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

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Funny Jokes for Each MonthJokes for Kids A – ZSports Jokes A-Z

Holiday Jokes for Kids & Holiday Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

This is a work in progress! We will be adding more each month!

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have plenty more clean knock knock jokes for you. (180 School Jokes)
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Jamaica… Jamaica who?… Jamaica her do that, or was it her own decision? (World Geography Jokes)
  3. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…No body… (Don’t say anything)!
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Kenya… Kenya who?…. Kenya think of anything that’s more fun than knock knock (or geography) jokes? (World Geography Jokes)
  5. Knock Knock. Who’s there?…Dishes….Dishes who?…Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!! (Police Jokes for Kids)
  6. Knock Knock!…Who’s there?…Cargo!…Cargo who?…CarGo Beep Beep!
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska later, right now I’m busy. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  8. Knock knockout?…  Who is there?…Daisy…Daisy who?…Daisy plays, nights he sleeps! (Flower Jokes for Kids)
  9. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Dwayne…Dwayne who? … Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
  10. Knock knock…who’s there?…little boy…little boy who?…little boy who can’t reach the doorbell!
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Oman… Oman who?… Oman, these jokes are bad! (World Geography Jokes)
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Tank… Tank who?…. Tank you for teaching me these knock knock jokes!
  13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Francis… Francis who?… France is a country in Europe. (World Geography Jokes)
  14. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Jamaica…. Jamaica who?… Jamaica me crazy with all these BAD geography jokes! (World Geography Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Yukon Yukon who?… Yukon never get bored of geography (or knock knock) jokes. (World Geography Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Hawaii… Hawaii who?… I’m fine, Hawaii you? (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Genoa Genoa who?… Genoa, cos I’ve never seen her before in my life. (World Geography Jokes)
  18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Medina… Medina who?… Medina’s on the table so I’ve got to go. (World Geography Jokes)
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Marge and Tina… Marge and Tina who?… “Don’t cry for me, Marge and Tina” ( The song from Evita)
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Bucharest… Bucharest who?… Bucharest at my hotel, you’ll not regret it. (World Geography Jokes)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ivan… Ivan who?… Ivan awful headache after reading all these jokes on the knock knock jokes!
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canada… Canada who?…. Can Ada come and play please mum? (World Geography Jokes)
  23. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Korea… Korea who? Nothing beats a korea as a geographer. (World Geography Jokes)
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Norway… Norway who? …Norway am I telling you any more knock, knock jokes. (World Geography Jokes)

Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig Oraibh! – Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

St. Patrick’s Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ireland!… Ireland who? Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
  3. Carrot: Knock, knock. Potato: Who’s there? Carrot: Irish stew. Potato: Irish stew, who? Carrot: Irish stew in the name of the law.

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