Clean Jokes for Kids: Jokes A – Z

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Clean Joke of the DayAnimal Jokes for Kids / Sports Jokes A-Z

Holiday Jokes for Kids

  1. Animal Jokes for Kids:
  2. Ape Jokes: Why don’t the apes in the jungle play poker any more?…  There are just too many Cheetahs.
  3. April Fool’s Day Jokes for Kids: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! #AprilFoolsDay
  4. Archery Jokes for Kids: What did the archer get when he hit a bulls eye?…  a very angry bull.
  5. Astronomy Jokes for Kids: Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?It’s a little meteor! (Top Geography Jokes)
  6. Baseball Jokes for Kids: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!” #OpeningDay
  7. Basketball Jokes for Kids: Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! #FinalFour#NationalChampionship
  8. Beach Jokes for Kids: What do is the best money to use at a beach snack bar??… Sand dollars!
  9. Bike Jokes for Kids: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  10. Birthday Jokes for Kids: What did one candle say to the other?… “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
  11. Biology Jokes for Kids: What kind of chain is edible?….A food chain! (Food Jokes)
  12. Bowling Jokes: Bowling Jokes for Kids: Why should a #bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
  13. Boxing Jokes: Boxing Jokes for Kids: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  14. Burrito Jokes for Kids: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
  15. Cake Jokes: Why did the students eat their homework?… Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake. (180 School Jokes)
  16. Candy Jokes for Kids: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
  17. Cat Jokes: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?…. sour-puss (Top Halloween Jokes)
  18. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
  19. Civil War Jokes: Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  20. College Jokes for Kids: What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
  21. National Cereal Day Jokes: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
  22. Cemetery Jokes for Kids: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
  23. Crayon Jokes for Kids: What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
  24. Cupcake Jokes:
  25. Cycling Jokes for Kids:Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  26. Dentist Jokes for Kids: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Candy Jokes)
  27. Disney Jokes for Kids:
  28. Doctor Jokes for Kids: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas JokesChristmas Trivia)
  29. Dog Jokes for Kids: What do you call a frozen dog?… A pupsicle (Top Summer Jokes)
  30. Dolphin Jokes: Why don’t dolphins do well on school tests?… Because they work below C-Level. (180 School Jokes)
  31. Dr. Seuss Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Top Christmas Jokes)
  32. Earth Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  33. Easter Jokes for Kids: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Top Basketball Jokes)
  34. Egg Jokes:
  35. Elementary Math Jokes: Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9.
  36. Fast Food Jokes for Kids: Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen.
  37. Full Moon Jokes for Kids: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes)
  38. Geography Jokes for Kids: What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (Top Pirate Jokes101 Pi Day Jokes)
  39. Grandparent Jokes for Kids: What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes)
  40. Grilled Cheese Jokes for Kids: Which is the most religious grill cheese sandwich?… Grilled cheese with Swiss, because it is holy.
  41. Gymnastics Jokes for Kids:
  42. Hamburger Jokes for Kids: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
  43. Hockey Jokes for Kids: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
  44. Holiday Jokes for Kids:
  45. Ice Cream Jokes for Kids: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes Top State Jokes)
  46. Lacrosse Jokes for Kids:
  47. Lobster Jokes: Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
  48. Marathon Jokes for Kids: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  49. Middle School Jokes for Kids: Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales!
  50. Moose Jokes for Kids:
  51. Mothers’ Day Jokes for Kids: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  52. National Pancake Day Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped.
  53. National Meatball Day: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
  54. National Napping Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
  55. Pi Day Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
  56. Pirate Jokes for Kids:
  57. Pizza Jokes for Kids:
  58. Peanut Jokes for Kids: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?…  The Shell station!
  59. Pencil Jokes for Kids: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (180 School Jokes)
  60. Penguin Jokes for Kids: What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  61. Police Jokes for Kids: Why was the detective at the beach?… There was a crime wave! (Top Summer Jokes for Kids)
  62. Popcorn Jokes for Kids: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny.
  63. Pretzel Jokes for Kids: What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist.
  64. Principal Jokes: Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?… For tocking too much!
  65. Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
  66. Puppy Jokes for Kids: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  67. Shark Jokes: Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
  68. Siblings Jokes for Kids: What do you call brothers who love math?… Alge-bros (Algebra Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  69. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
  70. Soccer Jokes for Kids: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  71. Spring Jokes for Kids: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
  72. Star Wars Jokes for Kids: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  73. Summer Camp Jokes for Kids: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Top Fall Jokes)
  74. Summer Jokes for Kids:
  75. Super Hero Jokes: Where’s Spiderman’s home page?… On the world wide web.
  76. Swimming Jokes for Kids: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (180 School Jokes)
  77. T-Shirt Jokes: What did the Sons of Liberty wear when dumping tea in the Boston Harbor?… T-shirts. (US History Jokes)
  78. Tree Jokes for Kids: Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing!
  79. Walking Jokes for Kids: What do you get if you walk behind a car?… Exhausted!
  80. Whale Jokes for Kids: What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes)

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