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May Jokes: May Jokes for Kids & May Holiday Jokes

May 4th: May the 4th Be With You: Star Wars Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  2. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes)
  3. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Teach Like a Pirate is a great book for teachers! & Top Pirate Jokes)
  4. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
  5. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course. (Black Friday Jokes)

May 5th: Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco De May Jokes for Kids

  1. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
  2. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
  3. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans.
  4. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
  5. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.

Mothers Day Jokes for Kids

  1. What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  2. What did the digital clock say to its mother?… “Look, Ma! No hands!”
  3. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?… It’s time to go to sweep!
  4. Mom, what is it like to have the best child in the world?… I don’t know, go ask your grandparents. (Grandparent Jokes)
  5. Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name? … Larry. (Geography Jokes for Kids)

June Jokes for Kids & June Holiday Jokes

Flag Day Jokes for Kids

  1. What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved!
  2. How is a flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (Christmas Jokes for KidsChristmas Trivia)
  3. Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!”
  4. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.
  5. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Baseball Jokes for Kids)

Father’s Day Jokes for Kids

  1. What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son.
  2. It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?” (Top Graduation Jokes)
  3. What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Popcorn Jokes for Kids)
  4. What do you call a dad who spent all day at the beach?… Tangent. (Top Summer Jokes)
  5. Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Top Teacher Jokes)


July Holiday Jokes for Kids

4th of July Jokes for Kids

  1. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
  2. What did one American flag say to the other flag?….. Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
  3. Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!”
  4. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
  5. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… Yeah, it cracked me up!


September Jokes: September Jokes for Kids

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October

Columbus Day

November

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Thanksgiving Day

December

Christmas Jokes: Christmas Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?…He was feeling crummy.
  2. What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel)
  3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite
  4. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?…A cookie sheet!
  5. Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank.

January Jokes: January Jokes for Kids & January Holiday Jokes for Kids

New Year’s Day Jokes for Kids

  1. What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year (365 Sports JokesTop Track & Field Jokes)
  2. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne
  3. What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year!
  4. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Top Easter Jokes)
  5. What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security.

Monday Martin Luther King, Jr. Day

February JokesFebruary Jokes for Kids & February Holiday Jokes for Kids

Presidents Day Jokes for Kids

March Jokes: March Jokes for Kids

April Jokes: April Jokes for KidsApril Holiday Jokes

Spring Jokes: Spring Jokes for Kids

Easter: Easter Jokes: Easter Jokes for Kids

  1. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Top Basketball Jokes)
  2. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Top Psychology Jokes)
  3. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
  4. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.
  5. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets! (Top Basketball Jokes)

Patriots Day: Patriots Day Jokes

  1. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
  2. What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
  3. What did a patriot put on his dry skin?… Revo-lotion!
  4. What is Stephen Curry’s favorite holiday?… Patriots Day. It celebrates “the Shot Heard Round the world!
  5. Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!”

Earth Day: Earth Day Jokes for Kids

  1. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  2. “I have an obsession with wind farms.” “Really?” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”
  3. What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?… You’re shocking!
  4. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  5. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister!

Arbor Day: Arbor Day Jokes for Kids

  1. Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing!
  2. Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
  3. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
  4. Did you hear the one about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
  5. Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!

 

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