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- 180 School Jokes
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- Jokes for Special Days
New Years Eve One Liners A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
January 11th: National Milk Day Jokes Why don’t cows have any money?… Because farmers milk them dry.
January 15th: National Hat Day Jokes What did the hat say to the tie?… “You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.”
January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day Jokes Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station!
February 2nd: Ground Hog Day Jokes: What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash.
February 14th: Valentine’s Day Jokes (update): Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!
February 20th: President’s Day Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln!
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