Funny Jokes for Each Month

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January Jokes (2018)

January 1st: (New Year’s Day Jokes) What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year (365 Sports JokesTop Track & Field Jokes)

New Years Eve One Liners A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.

January 5th: National Bird Day Jokes What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (101 Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes)

January 11th: National Milk Day Jokes Why don’t cows have any money?… Because farmers milk them dry.

January 15th: National Hat Day Jokes What did the hat say to the tie?… “You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.”

January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (National Bird Day Jokes)

January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Veterans’ Day Jokes)

January 23rd: Pie Day Jokes: 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)

January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day Jokes Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?…  The Shell station!

February Jokes: Funny February Jokes

February 2nd: Ground Hog Day Jokes: What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash.

Super Bowl Sunday: What football play should you be suspicious of in the Super Bowl?… The quarterback sneak. (Top Football Jokes)

February 14th: Valentine’s Day Jokes (update): Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!

February 20th: President’s Day Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln!

March

IPractice Math is a great resource for parents and teachers! It offers learning topics in AlgebraCalculusDecimalsFractions, and Consumer MathTeachers and independent learners can register. here to register.

March 14th Pi Day: 101 Pi Day Jokes: 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)

 

 


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