Top 50 Space Force Jokes

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The U.S. Space Force was established on Dec. 20, 2019, creating the first new branch of the armed services since 1947.

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Space Force jokes. 
  2. What do you call an NCO in the Space Force?… A stargeant.
  3. Labor Day Jokes: So I decided to join the space force today… I immediately got promoted because I have apparently been a space cadet for most of my life. 
  4. Looney Tunes Jokes: Why does America need a Space Force?… In case we get into a Space Jam!
  5. I can at least tell you how Space Force organizes a party… They planet. 
  6. Space Force Commander: This is it! We’re flying faster than the speed of sound! Copilot: What? 
  8. Each branch has a military ball (Navy Ball, Army Ball, etc.) And it warms my heart to know that one branch will be having “Space Balls” from here on out.
  9. Working for the Space Force pays just enough to stay afloat.
  10. Navy Jokes: Space Force members can’t comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement… But everyone in the Navy can fathom it. 
  11. Nobody even noticed that Thailand announced they were starting a Space Force too…. Who’s really worried about Thai fighters anyway?
  12. Maybe Space Force is part of Trump’s plan to find… Universal healthcare. 
  13. With this new Space Force being established… I’ve already been hearing that enlistment bonuses are going to be astronomical. 
  14. I’m not sure if the US should build a space force… The costs could skyrocket. 
  15. With the new Space Force I heard America was building their very own Death Star…and the rebels are going to pay for it 
  16. Did you hear about the new Space Force uniform?… It’s just a regular uniform with the belt buckle a few inches lower to account for the moon’s gravity. 
  17. The Air Force chose their hotel based on the number of stars, but the Space Force just wants a planet with some decent atmosphere. 
  18. August Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Space Force. 
  19. A Space Force recruiter told a new recruit, “Our fitness test is just different.” The recruit asked, “How so?” The recruiter replied, “You just have to be able to lift your own weight… in zero-g”. 
  20. The Space Force is getting new uniforms. They were thinking about making them look like Stormtroopers, but decided it would be bad for morale if nobody could hit anything. 
  21. Two Space Force guardians are on patrol. One asks, “What’s the best part of our job?” The other replies, “We have the least-complicated deployments. All we have to do is find the nearest Starbucks and figure out how to get to it in orbit.” 
  22. What do you call a Space Force Admiral who gambles, smokes, drinks, and does drugs?… A Vice Admiral.
  23. On the job My buddy joined the Space Force. The other day, he said, “The one thing I can’t get used to is how the supply sergeant keeps yelling, ‘Get your head out of the clouds!’” 
  24. What’s a Space Force drill sergeant’s worst nightmare? A recruit losing their gear because it floated away. 
  25. When a Space Force member gets in trouble for something, their punishment is called “Space-cation.” 
  26. At a party How can you tell if a person at a party is in the Space Force? They’ll tell you about their zero-g combat training, and then accidentally float their drink across the room. 
  27. Did you hear the Space Force was going to be called the “FloatyBois” or “Astrogators”? 
  28. The Space Force named its members “Guardians”. But if you’re an enlisted guardian, your rank is just called “E-2,” “E-3,” etc. You’re a Guardian E-2.
  29. A newly commissioned officer with a cigarette dangling from his lips asked aloud, “anybody got a light?:” An NCO said “I got you covered buddy.” “Buddy?” said the officer. “Don’t you see this bar on my uniform. Let’s try this again. DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT?.” The NCO snapped to attention and replied. “SIR, No Sir.”
  30. Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the Space Force?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! 
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the highest rank in the Space Force? 
  32. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how to join the Space Force?
  33. What happens when you eat too many Space Force beans?… You might end up with a dishonorable discharge.
  34. Geometry Jokes: Why do Space Force members always carry a compass?… So they don’t get into pointless arguments.
  35. How do Space Force members keep track of their tasks?.. They use a log! 
  36. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the different ranks of the Space Force?
  37. What do you call an Space Force officer with no sense of humor?… Admiral Serious.
  38. What’s a Space Force captain’s least favorite door on his ship?…The commode door.
  39. Why did the Space Force recruit take a ladder to training?… He wanted to climb the ranks.
  40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me when the Space Force was established?
  41. What’s the easiest way to get to be a five-star Admiral?… Great reviews on Yelp.
  42. Doctor Jokes: Why did the Space Force optometrist set his clock to military time?… To see 20:20.
  43. Grandparent Jokes: My grandfather was a baker in the Space Force… He went in all buns glazing.
  44. Geography Jokes: Why did the Space Force member love his new compass?… It gave him direction.
  45. Pope Jokes: A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church when the pastor noticed him. “What are you looking at?” asked the clergyman. “All those names. Who are they?” the boy asked. The pastor nodded, and said, “They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service.” The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, “The 9 o’clock service or the 11 o’clock?”
  46. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how much money I will make if I join the Space Force?
  47. Pi Jokes: What percentage of Space Force recruits are pirates?… 3.14.
  48. Retirement Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe retire from the Space Force?
  49. What’s an Space Force officer’s favorite exercise?… The captain’s chair.
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Space Force knock-knock joke?