Top 50 Full Moon Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full moon jokes.
  2. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” 
  3. Winter Solstice Jokes: What did the moon say on the longest night of the year?… “Hang in there—it’s a phase!”
  4. What did the summer solstice say to the winter solstice?… “You’re looking a little shady!”
  5. Winter Solstice Jokes: Why did the moon go to school on the solstice?… Because it wanted to be a little brighter!
  6. What did the Earth say to the sun on the solstice?… “You’re really pushing my limits!”
  7. Music Jokes: What is the unofficial song of the full moon?… The Whole of the Moon by The Waterboys! 
  8. Music Jokes: What Bob Seger song is appropriate for a cloudy moon rise?… “Shame on the Moon.”
  9. Monday Jokes: Monday Music Playlist…..New Moon on Monday by Duran Duran.
  10. Music Jokes: What James Taylor Album is great for a full moon?… New Moon Shine.
  11. Music Jokes: What Jimmy Buffet songs are most popular during a full moon?… Beach House On The Moon, Come To The Moon and Everlasting Moon.
  12. Music Jokes: What Cat Stevens song is on every Full Moon playlist?…. Moonshadow.
  13. by can you name the three artist that collaborated on yours eternally on the days of Ash EP?
  14. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon.
  15. July 21, 1969: What is Neil Armstrong’s favorite Police song?… Walking on the Moon. (Music Jokes)
  16. Music Jokes: What band is on every Full Moon playlist?… Walk the Moon.
  17. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?… Because they make up everything, even the moon!
  18. My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic.
  19. What song is on every full moon playlist?… Moonlight Feels Right by Starbuck.
  20. Why is the moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
  21. Music Jokes: What U2 song is on every Full Moon play list?… Hawkmoon 269.
  22. NASA got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  23. Wolf Moon Jokes: What do you call a wolf that knows when the next full moon is?… Awarewolf! 
  24. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  25. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon.
  26. What Jack Johnson song is great for the full moon?… Is one moon enough?
  27. The moon called, it’s time to shine!
  28. Stay wild, moon child.
  29. Blood Moon Jokes: What is a vampire’s favorite type of moon?… A blood moon.
  30. When somebody says that the moon landing was faked… Always reply “pfffft, you believe in the moon.”
  31. What type of money is used on the moon?… Star bucks. 
  32. Wolf Moon Jokes: What’s do wolves eat before going to see the Full Wolf Moon?…  Awooooo-gula salad.
  33. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it.
  34. Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?… To get to the other side?
  35. Who knew lunar humor could be so stellar?
  36. What did the moon say to his therapist?… I’m just going through a phase.
  37. Why is an astronaut like a NFL football player?… They both want touchdowns! 
  38. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
  39. How much is the moon worth?… One dollar. It has four quarters.
  40. Where do rabbits go after they get married?… On their bunny moon!
  41. What do you call Dwayne Johnson on the moon?… A moon rock!
  42. Only Apollo-gise and he will forgive you.
  43. How does the Moon hold up it’s trousers?… With an asteroid belt!
  44. Who owns the cow that jumped over the moon?… Neil Farmstrong.
  45. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon?
  46. Did you hear about the football field NASA built on the moon?… They used astroturf.
  47. What’s closer, France or the Moon?… The Moon, obviously! You can’t see France from here!
  48. What King Harvest song is popular during a full moon?… Dancing in the Moonlight.
  49. I hear that the Government hired Stanley Kubrick to help film The Fake Moon Landing. But since Kubrick was such a perfectionist he forced the Government to film on location.  
  50. What did the Moon say to Saturn?… Give me a ring sometime!
  51. Why doesn’t the moon shave?… Because it waxes!