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  1. October 1st International Coffee Day: Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. 
  2. Halloween Basketball Jokes: How do point gourds to get so strong?… By pumpkin iron.
  3. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd. 
  4. October 4th National Taco Day: Taco Jokes: What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Tacko Fall. 
  5. Star Wars Jokes: I am a big Star Wars fan and LA Laker fan… I dressed up as Kobe Wan Kenobi for Halloween. 
  6. Crayon Jokes: Orange you pumped for Halloween Basketball Jokes? 
  7. Why did Dracula get a technical foul?… He was a pain in the neck! 
  8. October 8th: World Octopus Day: Why does an octopus perform poorly on a basketball court?… It’s always getting tentacle fouls.
  9. October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Leif Erikson Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. 
  10. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball player for Halloween? 
  11. Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?… He was a pain in the neck! 
  12. October 12th Columbus Day Jokes: Basketball Jokes for Columbus Day Why was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was traveled too much.
  13. Pumpkin Jokes: Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd.
  14. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball for Halloween? 
  15. October 17th: National Pasta Day: Pasta Jokes: Scouting report for the linguini basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense. 
  16. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball coach for Halloween?
  17. Halloween Basketball Jokes: What is the #1 Halloween costume for a Star Wars fan who loves basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi.
  18. Pumpkin Jokes: What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan.
  19. What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending. (Ghost Jokes)
  20. What do you get when you cross a basketball player with a monster?… a double header! 
  21. October 23rd Basketball Jokes for Mole Day: Mole Day Jokes & Basketball Jokes for Mole Day: What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks. 
  22. October 26th National Pumpkin Day: What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan (
  23. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. 
  24. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Why was Dracula ejected from the basketball game?… He was a pain in the neck! 
  25. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
  26. Halloween Basketball Jokes: What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
  27. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play basketball on Halloween? 
  28. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: How do point gourds to get so strong?… By pumpkin iron.
  29. Pumpkin Jokes: Did you hear about the pumpkin who played  basketball?… He was a point gourd.