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  1. October 1st International Coffee Day: Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes & NBA Basketball Jokes)
  2. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: How do point gourds to get so strong?… By pumpkin iron.
  3. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  4. October 4th National Taco Day: What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes)
  5. I am a big Star Wars fan and LA Laker fan… I dressed up as Kobe Wan Kenobi for Halloween. 
  6. Orange you pumped for Halloween Basketball Jokes? (Crayon Jokes)
  7. Why was Dracula get a technical foul?… He was a pain in the neck! 
  8. October 8th: World Octopus Day: Why does an octopus perform poorly on a basketball court?… It’s always getting tentacle fouls.
  9. October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. (World Geography Jokes)
  10. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball player for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  11. Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?… He was a pain in the neck! 
  12. October 14th Basketball Jokes for Columbus Day & Columbus Day Jokes: Why was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was traveled too much. (World Geography Jokes)
  13. October 17th: National Pasta Day: Scouting report for the linguini basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense. (Pasta Jokes)
  14. Pumpkin Jokes: Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd.
  15. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  16. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball coach for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  17. Halloween Basketball Jokes: What is the #1 Halloween costume for a Star Wars fan who loves basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi.
  18. October 23rd Basketball Jokes for Mole Day: What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks. Mole Day Jokes: 
  19. Pumpkin Jokes: What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan.
  20. What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending. (Ghost Jokes)
  21. What do you get when you cross a basketball player with a monster?… a double header! 
  22. October 26th National Pumpkin Day: What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan (Pumpkin Jokes)
  23. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
  24. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: Why was Dracula ejected from the basketball game?… He was a pain in the neck! 
  25. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
  26. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
  27. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play basketball on Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  28. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: How do point gourds to get so strong?… By pumpkin iron.
  29. Pumpkin Jokes: Did you hear about the pumpkin who played  basketball?… He was a point gourd.