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Google Search “Top 10 Marathon Jokes”
- Music Jokes: What band is on every Irish marathon runner’s playlist?… Dexy’s Midnight Runners.
- Pi Day Jokes: What is a marathon runner’s favorite Eagles song?… The Long Run.
- What do you call a 3.143.14 mile walk?… A Pi-marathon.
- Why is Lent the best time to run a marathon?… That’s when you fast!
- Mardi Gras Jokes: Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?… Because that’s when they fast!
- What is a runner‘s favorite Paul McCartney and Wings song?… Band on the Run.
- Band on the Run by Paul McCartney and Wings… the official song of the musicians running club
- Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the marathon race between the lettuce and the tomato?… The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
- If marathon runners get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get?… Mistletoe? (Top Christmas Jokes)