Top 10 Teacher Jokes

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1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes for teachers.
2. Music Jokes: What is the teacher‘s favorite J Geils song?… Homework.
3. Archery Jokes: I was almost expelled from archery school… but my Dad pulled some strings!
4. Illinois Jokes: What state do teachers use the most sick days?… “ILL” inois.
5. Star Wars Jokes: How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?… Since the Sith Grade..
6. Student: Can I ask you a question? Teacher: You just have. (Grammar Jokes)
7. Jokes for the Last Day of School: School Sign on the Last Day of School: Dear Parents, Tag your it! Love the Teachers.
8. Failing Student: Is there anyway I can pass the course? High School Teacher: Spell “way.” Failing Student: W A Y! High School Teacher: What about the F. There is no F in way!
9. You’re So Bad by Tom Petty… the official song of school suspensions.
10. Skiing Jokes: What do skiers like most about school?… Snow and tell.