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- Doctor Jokes: A Grandfather who had serious hearing problems for a number of years went to the doctor to be fitted for a hearing aid that would return his hearing to 100%. The grandpa went back for further tests a month later and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” To which the elderly man replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”
- Christmas Jokes: A kid’s grandparents visit over the holidays go to church for Christmas Mass. Halfway through the service, the grandpa leans over and whispers in his wife’s ear, “I’ve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” The Grandma replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
- Graduation Jokes: After 72 years since not completing her college course, my Grandma finally went back & earned her very first diploma……I asked her what will she be wearing for her graduation ceremony and she said depends.
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth!… You are down to your Final Four!”
- What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
- Cemetery Jokes: Today I went to visit my dead grandparents at the cemetery but I accidentally visited the wrong tomb… It was a grave mistake.
- My grandparents go to church with me for Christmas Mass. Halfway through the service, Grandpa leans over and whispers Nana “I’ve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” Nana replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
- Looney Tunes Jokes: Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for Grandparents Day?… Granny.
- College Football Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of grandparents.
- 101 Elephant Jokes: “Elephants and grandchildren never forget.” Andy Rooney.