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  1. Walking Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” 
  2. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon.
  3. Music Jokes: What is the unofficial song of the full moon?… The Whole of the Moon by The Waterboys! 
  4. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  5. My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic.
  6. Blood Moon Jokes: What is a vampire’s favorite type of moon?… A blood moon.
  7. What is Jason favorite full moon?… A Blood Moon that falls on Friday the 13th.
  8. Why is the moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
  9. NASA got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  10. Wolf Moon Jokes: What do you call a wolf that knows when the next full moon is?… Awarewolf! 

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