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  1. Walking Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” 
  2. NASA got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  3. Blood Moon Jokes: What is a vampire’s favorite type of moon?… A blood moon.
  4. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon.
  5. Music Jokes: What is the unofficial song of the full moon?… The Whole of the Moon by The Waterboys! 
  6. Wolf Moon Jokes: What do you call a wolf that knows when the next full moon is?… Awarewolf! 
  7. Why is the moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
  8. What is Jason favorite full moon?… A Blood Moon that falls on Friday the 13th.
  9. Ocean Jokes: My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic.
  10. 101 Buck Moon Jokes: Joe Buck… would be a great spokesperson for the Buck Moon

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