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  1. Looney Tunes Jokes: Bugs Bunny walks into a hospital He asks his doctor “What’s up, doc?” The doctor replies “Your blood pressure, Bugs.” “And if I don’t get it sorted out?” The doctor, visually distraught, answers: “That’s all, folks.”
  2. U2 Jokes: Bono returns to the doctor for a checkup after his back surgery. The doctor asks… “Is it getting better? Or do you feel the same?
  3. Spaghetti Jokes: A man goes to the doctor with a carrot sticking out of his ear, a banana in his other ear, spaghetti on his head and a sausage sticking out of his nose. He says “Doctor, I’m not feeling very well”. Doctor replies “Hmmm, I don’t think you’re eating properly.”
  4. What do you call it when a heart tells a lie?… A fib.
  5. Pi Day Jokes: On a scale from 1-10 my pain seems to always be Pi… It may be a low level but it goes on forever. 
  6. Blizzard Jokes & Farmer Jokes: Did you hear about the farmer who left her sheep out in the blizzard?… She had to take them to the Icy Ewe ward.
  7. Illinois Jokes: What state needs the most doctors?… “ILL” inois.
  8. Valentine’s Day Jokes: “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”…“Really?”… “Yeah, you make me sick!”
  9. Sandwich Jokes: Did you hear about the sandwich who went to the doctor?… He went to the mayo clinic.
  10. Patient: Can I see my results. Ophthalmologist: Probably not.

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