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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl jokes.
  2. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy Who?… Teddy February 8th, 2026 is the Super Bowl.
  3. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX, the rematch between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, is only days away?
  4. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (11).
  5. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
  6. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Blitz and Boom.
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell the motto of the Super Bowl LX New England Patriots?… “We all we got, we all we need”
  8. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams who are playing in Super Bowl LX?… Seattle Seahawks & New England Patriots.
  9. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the living mascot for the Seattle Seahawks?… Taima!
  10. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the New England Patriots?… Pat Patriot.
  11. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me what team has won the most Super Bowls?… New England Patriots & Pittsburgh Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls.
  12. Movie Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the movie that Mike Vrabel showed a clip from to inspire the New England Patriots to be undefeated on the road?… The Warriors (1971).
  13. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the New England Patriots have won the Super Bowl?… 6.
  14. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the New England Patriots have reached the Super Bowl?… 12.
  15. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the Seattle Seahawks have won the Super Bowl?… The Seahawks won Super Bowl XLVIII (2014) – 43-8 vs. Denver Broncos.
  16. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times the Seattle Seahawks have reached the Super Bowl?… 4 – Super Bowl XL (2006): Lost 21–10 to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Super Bowl XLVIII (2014): Won 43–8 against the Denver Broncos. Super Bowl XLIX (2015): Lost 28–24 to the New England Patriots. Super Bowl LX (2026): Appeared in their fourth championship game.
  17. New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe what a great job Coach Mike Vrabel did on just one season with the New England Patriots?
  18. New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the amazing jacket worn by Ann Michael Maye?
  19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of this year’s Super Bowl?
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the oldest person to coach in the Super Bowl?… Marv Levy 68 years, 180 days (Super Bowl XXVIII)
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name youngest coach to win Super Bowl?… Bruce Arians 68 years, 127 days (Super Bowl LV)
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name youngest coach to in a Super Bowl?… Sean McVay (36 years and 20 days old) in Super Bowl LVI.
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the youngest person to coach in the Super Bowl?… Sean McVay (33 years old) in Super Bowl LIII.
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name youngest coach to win Super Bowl?… Sean McVay (36 years and 20 days old) in Super Bowl LVI.
  25. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell the motto of the Super Bowl LX New England Patriots?… “We all we got, we all we need”
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the player who dressed up as a warrior for the AFC Championship game in Denver?… Mack Hollins (viral video)!
  27. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl XL jokes.
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
  29. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the location of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
  30. AFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams in the 2026 AFC Championship?… (New England Patriots at the Denver Broncos.)
  31. NFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe you name the two teams in the 2026 NFC Championship?… (Los Angeles Rams at the Seattle Seahawks.)
  32. Colorado Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me the elevation of Denver’s football stadium? (5,280 feet)
  33. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me the slogan on the back of helmets during the divisional round?… Choose Love.
  34. Super Bowl XLVIII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about them Chiefs? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
  35. Super Bowl XLVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce?
  36. Iowa Jokes: Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa little money to my bookie. I lost a Super Bowl bet.
  37. Iowa Jokes: Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa a lot money to my credit card. I just went to the Super Bowl.
  38. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the Super Bowl!
  39. Super Bowl XLVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about Taylor Swift attending the Super Bowl?
  40. Super Super Bowl XLVII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about all the Taylor Swift fans watching the Super Bowl this year?
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?…Hans…Hans who?… Hans to the face is a penalty.
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Flip… Flip who?… Flip the Super Bowl coin!