- Valentine’s Day Jokes: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed, “guess who?”… A divorce lawyer.
- Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart?… Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small
- Grinch Jokes: Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause.
- Music Jokes: What do a harmonica and a lawsuit have in common?… Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
- How did the hot dog get the job despite having a criminal record?… It was a misde-wiener.
- Why is the Grinch seeking out a contract lawyer?… To help get rid of the Santa Clauses.
- Spaghetti Jokes: A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti… So I put in a re-straining order.
