- Grinch Jokes: Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause.
- Music Jokes: What do a harmonica and a lawsuit have in common?… Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
- How did the hot dog get the job despite having a criminal record?… It was a misde-wiener.
- Why is the Grinch seeking out a contract lawyer?… To help get rid of the Santa Clauses.
