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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state motto for ?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about ?
- Geography Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe locate on a map?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of ?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell ?
- Travel Guest Blogs: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit ?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if has an MLB team ?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if has an NFL team?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if has an NHL team?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if has an NBA team?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if has an Major League Rugby?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state flower of ?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state bird of ?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from ?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from ?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 jokes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 jokes?
- What did see. ?… Same thing Arkansas.
- Election Jokes: Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49% vs 50% loss in Iowa?… I thought he didn’t care about the 1%?
- Election Jokes: It’s so cold in this morning…on my way to work I walked past the capitol and the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
- When I was ten, my family moved to. . … When I was thirteen, I found them.
- College Jokes: 2 college friends skip studying for Physics final to party. Two students were taking Physics at . They did pretty well on all of the other assessments. Going into the final, they had a solid “A.” These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the final was on Monday), they decided to go to and party with some friends at. . They had a great time, however, they overslept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to campus until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found their professor after the final to explain to him why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to the for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back, and didn’t have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long time, so they were late in getting back to campus. The professor thought this over and told them they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day for the final. The professor placed them in separate rooms, and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was worth 5 points. It was something simple. “Cool,” they thought. “This is going to be easy.” They did that problem and then turned the page. They were not prepared, however, for what they saw on this page. It said: (95 Points). Which tire?
- Mississippi Jokes: If Mississippi bought a New Jersey for , what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
- America hates us because America ain’t us.
- Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in .
- Election Jokes: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters.
- Two tugboat captains who had been friends for years, would always cry “Aye!” and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other. A rookie crewman asked his boat’s mate, “What do they do that for?” The mate looked surprised and replied, “You mean that you’ve never heard of an aye for an aye and a toot for a toot?”
- Labor Day Jokes: Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
- Napping Jokes: A retired man from. was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest.
- Over the summer, expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 118°F… NOT cool.
- Over the winter, is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -39°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING.
- Can you name the capitol of ?… “R” and “I”
- I’m absolutely disgusted with the state my life is in right now. I live in .
- A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from . See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from , too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from , too! Now, do you still want to tell your joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
- Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”
- What state does the flow in?… Liquid.
- What state does the River NOT flow in?… Frozen.
- Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the .
- What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. .
- Why don’t hipsters like the River?… It’s too mainstream.
- I threw a hipster into the River… Guess whose mainstream now?
- A fully loaded tractor-trailer carrying 80,000 pounds of Tylenol skidded off an icy bridge, and ended up in the mighty River… It caused river failure.
- Covid Jokes: Apparently, someone in gets stabbed every 52 seconds in .. poor guy.
- In the news, had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court.
- Did you hear the joke about Mountains?… You won’t get over it.
- A man from was arrested in for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
- Did you know that students in can drink in high school?… You can’t really stop them after they turn 21.
- Cereal Jokes: Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in ?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer.
- Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation… yep, we’re ranked 53rd.
- College Jokes: How many University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
- What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- How many men from. do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in. has any cents.
- How do you get a man from. in to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
- Did you hear that sports teams from. don’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
- Why can’t mountains play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak.
- Music Jokes: A woman from who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then.
- Hello from the otter side.
- Why won’t any of. ’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired.
- Did you hear about the power outage at the University of. library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
- Golf Jokes: Why do golfers from. always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
- Golf Jokes: Why do golfers from. always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Golf Jokes: Why do golfers from. always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Golf Jokes: Why should you never buy golf equipment made in ?… Because New Jersey drivers are terrible.
- Why do people from love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great. is.
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Turnpike!
- What is the tallest building in ?… Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
- Why did disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
- Why is “The Wave” banned in Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
- Divorce Jokes: Divorced couples in are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody.
- What do you call a dishonest cat at the Zoo?… Lion.
- Top Teacher Jokes: The art teacher in always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
- Top Teacher Jokes: Why do students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
- Top Teacher Jokes: The chemistry teacher in had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
- Top Teacher Jokes: The biology class in was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
- College Basketball Jokes: I’m not saying basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves
- state motto “Thank God for Mississippi.”
- What do you call an. . football player with a championship ring?… A Thief.
- How do you get an graduate off your porch?… Pay for the pizza.
- What’s the most popular pick up line in ?… Nice tooth!