Friday Jokes

by | Oct 31, 2025 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Friday jokes.
  2. Daylight Savings Jokes: Why can’t we move the clocks forward by an hour on Friday at 4pm instead?   
  3. Thanksgiving Jokes: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?… Lucky!

Black Friday Jokes:

  1. November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Black Friday jokes.
  2. What’s the deal with Black Friday jokes?…
  3. I wanted to go to some different stores this Black Friday, but once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
  4. Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday… This year I’m going Black Friday shopping. 
  5. Music Jokes: Why didn’t Handel go shopping on Black Friday?… Because he was baroque. 
  6. My Black Friday budget is $1,000… It’s going to be grand!
  7. I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall several times and then ordering online.
  8. On Black Friday, where did George Washington buy his hatchet?… At the chopping mall. 
  9. When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?… On Black Friday, when it’s on sail. 
  10. I just bought two kayaks for the price of one… Canoe believe it? What a Black Friday deal!
  11.  Dog Jokes: What was the special offer at the pet store this week?… Buy 1 Dog and get 1 Flea!
  12. Dog Jokes: What do you call it when a stressed dog goes shopping?… Re-tail therapy.
  13. I heard camouflage pants were on sale for Black Friday… but I’m not seeing any.
  14. It’s Black Friday and the mall is packed with shoppers. John has lost sight of his wife and can’t find her. He goes up to a very attractive woman and says, “Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The attractive woman replies “Why?” John says, “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife shows up out of thin air.”
  15. Why does Humpty Dumpty not participate in Black Friday?… He’s broke. 
  16. I was going to go to the Lego store on Black Friday… but there were people lined up for blocks.
  17. What did the lumberjack do on Black Friday?… He went on a chopping spree.
  18. When does Black Friday come before Thanksgiving?… In the dictionary.
  19. I heard memory foam pillows were on sale for Black Friday… but I can’t remember where.
  20. I finally bought a Roomba on Black Friday… It sucks!
  21. All this spending on Black Friday… Better make sure ya’ll pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too!
  22. Where do Sith Lords go shopping on Black Friday?… At the Darth Mall.
  23. What did Shakespeare say when Black Friday was over?… “Now is the winter of our discount.” 
  24. I went to a fireworks store yesterday looking for a Black Friday deal… I was blown away. 
  25. Why don’t grapes go on sale for Black Friday?… They keep raisin’ the prices.
  26. I wanted to buy some sausages on Black Friday… but the link’s broken.
  27. Amazing BLACK FRIDAY deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE! 
  28. Friday the 13th Jokes: What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed!
  29. Black Friday Pun: The Black Friday sale on new glasses is out of sight.
  30. What’s the deal with Black Friday?
  31. Another Black Friday clothes sale?… I’ll never get overall the savings!
  32. Why was there a line to get into the geology museum store on Black Friday?… Everything was on shale.
  33. Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween. 
  34. Black Friday Pun: Without deals Black Friday would be… Lack Friday.
  35. Navy Jokes: Old Neigh-vy… the unofficial Black Friday store of the Navy.
  36. Lord of the Rings Jokes: What does Gandalf say when he wants to go shopping?… One ring to rule the mall! 
  37. Minions do most of their shopping on Gru-pon. 
  38. Black Friday Pun: Plumbers always have to work on Crack Friday.
  39. How can you tell which one of your friends got a good Black Friday deal?… Don’t worry they’ll let you know. 
  40. My wife didn’t want to take me Black Friday shopping because she says I’m cheap… But I’m not buying it.
  41. So you can make it early to Black Friday but can’t make it to church on Sunday? 
  42. What song by the Who is the unofficial song of Black Friday… Bargain.
  43. Bastille Day Jokes: What is the Guillotine?… A French chopping center.
  44. I should give up shopping on Black Friday… but I’m no quitter.
  45. Men go shopping to buy what they want… Women go shopping to find out what they want. 
  46. I’ve saved an absolute fortune this Black Friday… I stayed in. 
  47. Black Friday is a scam… You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year. 
  48. Did you know bread is on sale for Black Friday?… It doesn’t cost too much dough.
  49. Veterans Day Jokes: What’s the slogan of a clothing store that only sells to veterans?… No service, no shirt, no shoes
  50. I actually enjoy Black Friday… It’s the one day I know exactly where all the nut jobs are and how to avoid them. 
  51. Did you hear about the huge sale REI just had on canoes?… It was quite the oar deal. 
  52. What was the horse looking for on Black Friday?… A Macintosh.
  53. Black Friday Pun: The Black Friday deals on astronaut gear are out of this world.
  54. On Black Friday, I got the new iPhone for my teenager… I thought it was a pretty good trade.
  55. Why did the shopper bring a ladder to the Black Friday sale?… Deals were through the roof.
  56. Saturday Jokes: What’s the best part about Black Friday?… Resting on Saturday.
  57. Who profits the most on Black Friday?… The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
  58. I handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving Black Friday deals too… 50% off. 
  59. Why does Han Solo from Star Wars go shopping on Black Friday?… The prices are Solo.
  60. Black Friday Family Tips: “Now remember what I taught you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there and make Grandma proud!” 
  61. What do you call an amazing Black Friday special that comes with free cake?… A sweet deal. 
  62. Saturday Jokes: What do you call the day after Black Friday?… Broke Saturday.
  63. Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?… They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.