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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cheese jokes.
- Labor Day Jokes: I tried working in a donut shop… but I soon got tired of the hole business.
- Donut Pun: Hole-y Moley! That donut pun was a-glaze-ing! 🍩
- Teachers run on Dunkin Donuts…. Especially in June.
- Navy Jokes: What type of donut pilot’s do you take to a field trip to the Wright Brothers National Park?… A plain (plane) donut!
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best donut jokes donuts
- Journey…. Official creator of the Theme Song for National Donut Day: “donut stop believing!” donuts
- “The optimist sees the donut, the #pessimist sees the hole.” Oscar Wilde #books donuts
- Where was the first doughnut cooked?… In Greece!
- What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut!
- Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
- Did you hear the joke about the donut?… Probably not, it was crummy!
- A cream-filled donut & an eclair decided to get a divorce. It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
- What do you call a store that only sells #pretzels, bagels and donuts?… Hole Foods.
- Where do basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts!
- Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!”
- What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?… A do-rut!
- Career Advice: “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous
- What do you get when you cross Frosty with a #baker?… Frosty the Dough-man!
- Warning! Donuts will make your clothes shrink.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! donuts
- Where do bakers go on #vacation?… Orlandough, Florida.
- Why did the baker stop making donuts, cakes & cupcakes?… He was fed up with the hole business! donuts
- Why do golfers love donuts?… Always a hole-in-one!
- Why did the donut decide to become a priest?… It always felt very hole-y!
- What kind of donuts can fly?… A plane one!
- What did the donut say to the #munchin?…. You complete me! donuts
- What do donuts wear to #proms?… Tuxedoughs!
- What it the official donut of a heat wave?… Krispy Kreme!
- What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?… “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
- What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?… A jellyfish filled donut.
- What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth.
- What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
- A book never written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream.
- Celebrate Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute.
- Why do NBA basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them.
- Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
- Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts.
- Where is a basketball player’s favorite place to eat?… Dunkin’ Donuts!
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut… Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to avoid bad grades to improve your grades!!
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to improve your grades!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about donuts? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good donut knock-knock joke? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good donut knock knock jokes?
- What are strange donuts made out of?… Weird-doughs.
- What did the donut say to the munchin?…. You complete me!
- What do you call a Jamaican donut?… Cinnamon.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… CIA… CIA, who?…CI ate your last doughnut!
- I tried working in a donut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business. donuts
- Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!”
- Why did the clock in the donut shop stop?… It always went back 4 seconds. (for seconds)
- What do you call a Boston crème donut that’s a straight A student?… The cream of the crop. donuts
- What do donuts wear to #weddings?… Tuxedoughs!
- What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?… Anecdoughtal evidence!
- Why do donuts hate puns so much?… They donut like to joke around! #puns
- Hey @AndersenWindows! Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to close the door! donuts
- Hey @AmerMedicalAssn! What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?… An antidought! donuts #doctors
- Hey @MinuteClinic @MSF_USA! Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! donuts #doctors
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget do your homework or you will have to go to summer school!
- National Donut Day #Inspiration “Donut give up” donuts #MotivateUs #Motivation
- Hey @JennyCraig! I was on a #diet, but I donut care anymore. donuts #MotivateUs #Motivation
- Hey @DentistryToday! Why did the donut go to the #dentist?… It needed a #chocolate filling. donuts
- Hey @VTTeddyBear! Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?… He was stuffed. #bears donuts National2023
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut let anyone else in but me! donuts
- Hey @dunkindonuts! Knock Knock… Who’s there… Justin… Justin who?… Justin time to make the donuts! donuts
- Hey @MyDesert! Where’s a donut’s favorite #Summer #vacation spot?… The Sahara #dessert! donuts #travel #sschat #deserts
- Hey @zoom_us! “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous donuts #zoom
- “If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” Lewis Black donuts
- Why did the mother return a donut?… Because there was a hole in it.
- Hey @HomerJSimpson! American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice?… Homer Simpson #bears donuts National2023
- What do you call a #pastry that is a priest?… A Holy Donut! donuts National2023
- How did the police department figure out a perp stole a cop car?… The lojacked cop car went 5 hours without stopping at a Dunkin Donuts!
- What did one donut say to the other?… I donut care. donuts National2023
- What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?… I’m not really sure, it glazed over that part! donuts National2023
- What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?… Fry-day! donuts National2023
- How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?… Jam-packed! donuts National2023
- What’s a donut’s favorite drink?… Hole-y water! donuts National2023
- What’s a do-nuts favorite place to explore?… The Sahara dessert!
- “You donut know how much I love you.” donuts National2023
- “A donut is happiness with sprinkles on top.”
- “Donut kill my vibe.”
- “Eat more hole foods.”
- “And the donut just stood there with a glazed expression.”
- “You need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want abs, but I need donuts.”
- “Donut judge me.”
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut… Doughnut Who?… Donut let anyone else in but me
- What’s a do-nuts favorite place to explore?… The Sahara dessert!
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- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget do your #homework or you will have to go to #summerschool! What do you say if you miss ?… I was a day late & a donut short! #Summer #tutoringKnock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to avoid the Summer Slide! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What do you say if you miss #NationalDonutDay?… I was a day late and a donut short!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret!(Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! (Doctor Jokes)
- Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes)
- What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut? A plain (plane) donut! (Pilot Jokes)
- What did the donut say to the munchin?…. Your complete me!
- What do you call a Jamaican donut?… Cinnamon. (World Geography Jokes)
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to close the door! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget do your homework or you will have to go to summer school! (180 School Jokes / Summer School Jokes / Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
- Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?… He was stuffed (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the clock in the donut shop stop?… It always went back 4 seconds. (for seconds)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut let anyone else in but me! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Did you here the joke about the donut?… Probably not, it was crummy! (Doctor Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Justin… Justin who?… Justin time to make the donuts! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous
- “If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” Lewis Black
- American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice? Homer Simpson (4th of July Jokes)
- How did the police department figure out a perp stole a cop car?… The lojacked cop car went 5 hours without stopping at a Dunkin Donuts! (Police Jokes for Kids)