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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cheese jokes.  
  2. Labor Day Jokes: I tried working in a donut shop… but I soon got tired of the hole business.
  3. Donut Pun: Hole-y Moley! That donut pun was a-glaze-ing! 🍩
  4. Teachers run on Dunkin Donuts…. Especially in June.
  5. Navy Jokes: What type of donut pilot’s do you take to a field trip to the Wright Brothers National Park?… A plain (plane) donut!
  6. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best donut jokes donuts 
  7. Journey…. Official creator of the Theme Song for National Donut Day: “donut stop believing!” donuts  
  8. “The optimist sees the donut, the #pessimist sees the hole.” Oscar Wilde  #books donuts  
  9. Where was the first doughnut cooked?… In Greece!
  10. What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! 
  11. Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! 
  12. Did you hear the joke about the donut?… Probably not, it was crummy! 
  13. A cream-filled donut & an eclair decided to get a divorce. It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
  14. What do you call a store that only sells #pretzels, bagels and donuts?… Hole Foods.
  15. Where do basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts!
  16.  Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!” 
  17. What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?… A do-rut! 
  18. Career Advice: “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous 
  19. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a #baker?… Frosty the Dough-man!   
  20. Warning! Donuts will make your clothes shrink.  
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret!  donuts  
  22. Where do bakers go on #vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. 
  23. Why did the baker stop making donuts, cakes & cupcakes?… He was fed up with the hole business!  donuts   
  24. Why do golfers love donuts?… Always a hole-in-one! 
  25. Why did the donut decide to become a priest?… It always felt very hole-y!     
  26. What kind of donuts can fly?… A plane one!   
  27. What did the donut say to the #munchin?…. You complete me!  donuts  
  28. What do donuts wear to #proms?… Tuxedoughs!    
  29. What it the official donut of a heat wave?… Krispy Kreme!
  30. What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?… “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.” 
  31. What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?… A jellyfish filled donut. 
  32. What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. 
  33. What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!   
  34. A book never written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream.   
  35. Celebrate Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. 
  36. Why do NBA basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them. 
  37. Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. 
  38. Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. 
  39. Where is a basketball player’s favorite place to eat?… Dunkin’ Donuts! 
  40. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut… Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to avoid bad grades to improve your grades!! 
  41. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to improve your grades!
  42. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about donuts? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good donut knock-knock joke? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good donut knock knock jokes?
  43. What are strange donuts made out of?… Weird-doughs.   
  44. What did the donut say to the munchin?…. You complete me!  
  45. What do you call a Jamaican donut?… Cinnamon.   
  46. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… CIA… CIA, who?…CI ate your last doughnut!   
  47. I tried working in a donut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business.  donuts  
  48. Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!”  
  49. Why did the clock in the donut shop stop?… It always went back 4 seconds. (for seconds)    
  50. What do you call a Boston crème donut that’s a straight A student?… The cream of the crop.  donuts   
  51. What do donuts wear to #weddings?… Tuxedoughs!    
  52. What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?… Anecdoughtal evidence!
  53. Why do donuts hate puns so much?… They donut like to joke around!  #puns  
  54. Hey @AndersenWindows! Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to close the door!   donuts 
  55. Hey @AmerMedicalAssn! What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?… An antidought!  donuts  #doctors
  56. Hey @MinuteClinic @MSF_USA! Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy!  donuts  #doctors
  57. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget do your homework or you will have to go to summer school! 
  58. National Donut Day #Inspiration “Donut give up”  donuts  #MotivateUs #Motivation
  59. Hey @JennyCraig! I was on a #diet, but I donut care anymore.  donuts #MotivateUs #Motivation 
  60. Hey @DentistryToday! Why did the donut go to the #dentist?… It needed a #chocolate filling.  donuts  
  61. Hey @VTTeddyBear! Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?… He was stuffed.  #bears donuts  National2023 
  62. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut let anyone else in but me!  donuts  
  63. Hey @dunkindonuts! Knock Knock… Who’s there… Justin… Justin who?… Justin time to make the donuts!  donuts  
  64. Hey @MyDesert! Where’s a donut’s favorite #Summer #vacation spot?… The Sahara #dessert!  donuts  #travel #sschat #deserts  
  65. Hey @zoom_us! “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous  donuts   #zoom
  66. “If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” Lewis Black  donuts  
  67. Why did the mother return a donut?… Because there was a hole in it. 
  68. Hey @HomerJSimpson! American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice?… Homer Simpson  #bears donuts  National2023 
  69. What do you call a #pastry that is a priest?… A Holy Donut!  donuts  National2023 
  70. How did the police department figure out a perp stole a cop car?… The lojacked cop car went 5 hours without stopping at a Dunkin Donuts! 
  71. What did one donut say to the other?… I donut care.  donuts  National2023 
  72. What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?… I’m not really sure, it glazed over that part!  donuts  National2023 
  73. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?… Fry-day!  donuts  National2023 
  74. How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?… Jam-packed!  donuts  National2023 
  75. What’s a donut’s favorite drink?… Hole-y water!  donuts  National2023 
  76. What’s a do-nuts favorite place to explore?… The Sahara dessert! 
  77. “You donut know how much I love you.”  donuts  National2023
  78. “A donut is happiness with sprinkles on top.”
  79. “Donut kill my vibe.”
  80. “Eat more hole foods.”
  81. “And the donut just stood there with a glazed expression.”
  82. “You need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want abs, but I need donuts.”
  83. “Donut judge me.”
  84. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut… Doughnut Who?… Donut let anyone else in but me 
  85. What’s a do-nuts favorite place to explore?… The Sahara dessert! 
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  87. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget do your #homework or you will have to go to #summerschool!   What do you say if you miss ?… I was a day late & a donut short! #Summer #tutoringKnock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to avoid the Summer Slide(Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  88. What do you say if you miss #NationalDonutDay?… I was a day late and a donut short!
  89. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret!(Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  90. Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! (Doctor Jokes)
  91. Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes)
  92. What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut? A plain (plane) donut! (Pilot Jokes)
  93. What did the donut say to the munchin?…. Your complete me!
  94. What do you call a Jamaican donut?… Cinnamon. (World Geography Jokes)
  95. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to close the door! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  96. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget do your homework or you will have to go to summer school! (180 School Jokes / Summer School JokesKnock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  97. Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  98. Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?… He was stuffed (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  99. What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  100. Why did the clock in the donut shop stop?… It always went back 4 seconds. (for seconds)
  101. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut let anyone else in but me!  (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  102. Did you here the joke about the donut?… Probably not, it was crummy! (Doctor Jokes)
  103. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Justin… Justin who?… Justin time to make the donuts! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  104. “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous
  105. “If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” Lewis Black
  106. American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice? Homer Simpson (4th of July Jokes)
  107. How did the police department figure out a perp stole a cop car?… The lojacked cop car went 5 hours without stopping at a Dunkin Donuts! (Police Jokes for Kids)