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“Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best crayon jokes.
  2. Crayon Jokes: Where do crayons go on vacation?… Color-ado.
  3. Crayola Concert Venue: Red Rocks.
  4. Top Illinois Crayola College: Greenville University
  5. Cape Cod Jokes: Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship near Nantucket Sound?… All the sailors were marooned.
  6. What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids’ table?… Crayon-berry sauce.
  7. Navy Jokes: What color are military submarines?… Deep navy. 
  8. What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
  9. What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?… “Purr”ple
  10. Why did the crayon cry?… He was feeling blue.