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“Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best crayon jokes.
  2. Cape Cod Jokes: Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship near Nantucket Sound?… All the sailors were marooned.
  3. Navy Jokes: What color are military submarines?… Deep navy. 
  4. What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
  5. What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?… “Purr”ple
  6. Why did the crayon cry?… He was feeling blue.