Archery Jokes

Archery Jokes:

1. Cheese Jokes: Members of the archery club sometimes meet at the cheese shop… Just to shoot the Bries.
2. A guy walks into a bar and starts pretending to shoot arrows to a few girls. One of those girls smiles and gets closer to talk: “Hey, I saw that you threw me an arrow.” she said while winking at him. “Yes, I guess I did.” came his reply. “Who are you?” she asked. “Cupid throwing love arrows?” “No, I’m Legolas killing orcs!”
3. What do you call Legolas, RobinHood, and Katniss Everdeen when they’re leaving?… Dep-archers!
4. The Elves in The Lord of Rings look down upon anyone who is different from them… It’s pretty messed up, they’re so arrow minded.
5. What did the archer get when he hit a bulls eye?…  a very angry bull. 
6. What kind of bow can’t be tied?… a crossbow.
7. What did the archer make out of his bow?… A bow tie.

PG -13

1. What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”  (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
2. What do real archers say to compound archers?… “I see you still have your training wheels on your bow.”