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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best #archery jokes
- Cheese Jokes: Members of the archery club sometimes meet at the cheese shop… Just to shoot the Bries.
- Archery… It has its drawbacks.
- I’m quite bad at archery… But I aim to improve.
- Astronomy Jokes: Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match?… He was given a constellation prize.
- Terrific Teacher Jokes: I was almost expelled from archery school… but my Dad pulled some strings!
- Not many people know Noah was amazing at archery… You should have seen his arc!
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: What do you call Legolas, Robin Hood, and Katniss Everdeen when they’re leaving?… Dep-archers!
- Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana.
- Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?… You don’t know what you are missing.
- My partner asked how I got invited to the Archery Champions Ball… I told her I had to pull a few strings.
- Super Bowl LVIII: Super Bowl Jokes: Who are the archers betting on in Super Bowl LVIII?… the Kansas City Chiefs. Their home field is Arrowhead Stadium.
- A guy walks into a bar and starts pretending to shoot arrows to a few girls. One of those girls smiles and gets closer to talk: “Hey, I saw that you threw me an arrow.” she said while winking at him. “Yes, I guess I did.” came his reply. “Who are you?” she asked. “Cupid throwing love arrows?” “No, I’m Legolas killing orcs!”
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: The Elves in The Lord of Rings look down upon anyone who is different from them… It’s pretty messed up, they’re so arrow minded.
- Skeleton Jokes: What does a skeleton use for archery… A bone and marrow.
- What did the archer get when he hit a bulls eye?… A very angry bull.
- I’m not a fan of archery… It has too many drawbacks.
- How do you improve your archery?… With better arrow dynamics.
- 3 archers shoot an apple off of a young boy’s head. #1 draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple clean off, I am Robin Hood! #2 draws shoots, hits the apple off the boy’s head, I am William Tell! #3 hits the boy in the skull, who proceeds to drop dead. “I am sorry.”
- Christmas Jokes: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?… Ribbon Hood.
- Coach always used to say “Aim for the skies.” He doesn’t say that anymore… after I blinded myself at archery practice.
- What would you get if you crossed an archer and the Invisible Man?… Archery like no one has ever seen.
- Pilgrim Jokes: What happened to the pilgrim who was shot at by a Native American?… He had an arrow escape!
- What kind of bow can’t be tied?… a crossbow.
- What did the archer make out of his bow?… A bow tie.
- Archery Jokes:
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- What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.” (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do real archers say to compound archers?… “I see you still have your training wheels on your bow.”