Amazon Prime Day Jokes

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1. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best Amazon Prime Day jokes!  
2. Music Jokes: What song by U2 is the unofficial is the unofficial song of Amazon Prime Day?… One.
3. What numbers absolutely love “Amazon Prime Day?”…  2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, & 97 to name a few! 
4. Who are the 1st five numbers to make a purchase on “Prime” Day?… 2, 3, 5, 7, 11.  
5. Is it just me or is July 8th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.  
6. What’s the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?… The Amazon River actually has sails.
7. My daughter asked me if she could have the Amazon Prime App for our Apple TV for Christmas. I said “Sorry Sweetheart. I’ll get you a Unicorn instead.”
8. How do Australians order monkeys?… Amazon Prime, mate.
9. Why do Amazon Prime drivers make terrible comedians?… Because their delivery takes two days.
10. Is it just me or is July 9th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.  
11. What is Megatron least favorite streaming service?… Amazon PRIME.
12. I’m binging a TV show for free on Amazon, but it won’t let me watch certain episodes. Specifically episode number 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, and 97.
13. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe you list all the prime numbers from 0 to 100?
14. Is it just me or is July 10th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.  
15. I’m unhappy with prime day Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not participate on Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
16. Is it just me or is July 16th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.  
18. If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state. We’d have a prime number of states and finally be “one nation, indivisible.”  
19. ‘2’ managed to be prime… Against all the odds.  
20. When do cheeseburgers most enjoy watching #TV?… During PRIME time!  
21. Who should be the official spokesperson for ?… Deion Sanders AKA “#PrimeTime!” 
22. What’s the name of Optimus Prime’s brother who lives in South American jungle?… Amazon Prime.
23. Who should be the official spokesperson for ?… Deion Sanders AKA “Coach Prime Time!” 
24. “Did you know that two is the first odd prime?”… “But two is even.”… “That’s what’s so odd about it.”  
25. Netflix and Amazon Prime are no longer available in Afghanistan…. Because of the telly ban.
26. 4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed… 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.  
27. What is a NCTM #math teacher’s favorite day to shop for sales in the summer?… Amazon Prime Day! 
28. What is a math teacher’s favorite day to shop for sales?… Prime Day!  
29. My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number… I wonder what she’s up to now.
30. What #SesameStreet character loves Prime Day?.. The Count.
31. Should you say “All prime numbers are odd except one”, or “All prime numbers are odd except two ?”
32. What’s the name of Optimus Prime’s brother who lives in South American jungle?… Amazon Prime.
33. What is a math teacher’s favorite day to shop for sales?… Prime Day!
34. What do you call a group of monkeys who share an Amazon account?… Prime Mates. When is the best time to find a Prime Day deal?… During a commercial break from your favorite prime time show!
35. What do you call Optimus Prime if he gets a tick?… Optimis-tick
36. You may not believe me when I say that Trump isn’t the Prime Minister of Canada… It’s Trudeau.
37. You wouldn’t think that the Canadian prime minister’s wife could get the coronavirus… It’s Trudeau.
38. There has been a lot of fake news going on about the Canadian prime minister… lately… Some of it is Trudeau.
39. Why do British hate the Prime numbers?… Because they can’t be divided.
40. I’ve heard the Canadian Prime-Minister has a French last name… Is this Trudeau?
41. What do you call a Prime Minister who spies on all your activities?… Justin Truding.
42. What does Optmius Prime’s giggling sound like?… Like a vehicular man’s laughter.
43. Where does a transformer get his glasses from?… Optometrist Prime
44. You may not believe me when I say that Trump isn’t the Prime Minister of Canada… It’s Trudeau.  
45. You wouldn’t think that the Canadian prime minister’s wife could get the #coronavirus… It’s Trudeau.  
46. There has been a lot of fake news going on about the Canadian prime minister… lately Some of it is Trudeau.