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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Christmas Tree jokes.
- Basketball Jokes for Christmas: What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
- Reindeer Jokes: What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?… Horn-aments.
- Reindeer Jokes: How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?… You put on HORNaments!
- Did you hear the joke about the Christmas Tree?… It is really sappy!
- What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?… Pineapple.
- What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
- Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of National Christmas Tree Day?
- My Dad was a Christmas tree salesman…. Before he started work he always got himself spruced up.
- What was Santa’s favorite subject at school?… Chemist-tree.
- What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber! r
- Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite rock bandr?… Spruce Springsteen & the Tree Street Band.
- Grinch Jokes: How does the Grinch measure Christmas Trees?… In grinches.
- What did one Christmas tree decoration say to the other?… Let’s hang out!
- How did the Christmas tree get in trouble?… It was knotty.
- Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite rock singer?… Spruce Springsteen.
- Why does a fully decorated Christmas Tree weigh less than a non decorated one?… Because it’s lighter.
- Why do Christmas Trees have trouble sewing?… They can’t stop dropping their needles!
- How did the two rival Christmas trees get along?… They signed a peace tree-ty.
- What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you.
- What’s another name for an artificial Christmas Tree?… Faux fir.
- What do a Christmas Tree an out-going president have in common?… Both will be out in January.
- Where would you find a Christmas tree?… Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four!
- What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints.
- What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?… Tinsel-itis!
- How can you identify a Christmas tree?… By its bark – woof!
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed.
- Which former president planted the most Christmas trees?… Wood-row Wilson!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Dishes… Dishes who?… Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas tree.
- Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?… Because the present’s beneath them.
- What happens to Christmas trees on Valentine’s Day?… They get all sappy.
- A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment.
- Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble with the umpire?… Too much pine tar on his bat!
- How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?… He was hooked on trees his whole life.
- What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!
- What was the Christmas tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log.
- What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?… A treeangle.
- Why are Christmas trees more noticeable on Christmas?… They have more presence.
- Hey @Petco! What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?… Frostbite.
- Why do Christmas trees make such wonderful #pets?… They have a great bark, but wooden bite.
- Why did the Christmas tree go to decorating school?… So it could spruce up the forest.
- How can Christmas trees grow so big?… When they get enough rein, deer.
- How do Christmas trees get their email?… They log-on.
- How can you get down from a Christmas tree?… You can’t… down comes from ducks.
- Why can’t Christmas trees sew?… They always drop their needles.
- Why was the Christmas tree’s friend so sad?… It was a weeping willow.
- Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for Christmas trees?… Montreeal.
- What was the Christmas tree’s favorite subject in high school?… Treegonometree.
- What gets one year older when it rings?… A Christmas tree.
- Which type of Christmas tree is green, has a trunk and leaves?… A Christmas tree going on vacation.
- Where do young trees learn to become Christmas trees?… In elementree school.
- Why didn’t the Christmas tree perform well on it’s algebra test?… It got stumped by the problems.
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?… It needed a root canal.
- What do ornaments do on Christmas trees…. Not much, they just hang out.
- What city did the Christmas tree want to move to?… Garland.
- Which month of the year don’t Christmas trees like?… Sep-timber.
- How did the boy cut down the Christmas tree without going near it?… He saw it with his own two eyes.
- What did the Jedi say to the Christmas tree?… May the forest be with you.
- What kind of coats do Christmas trees wear?… Fir.
- Why do Christmas trees make such great receivers in football?… They have sticky fingers.
- What was the fitness trainer best at during the Christmas season?… Trimming the tree!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Angel… Angel who?… Angel on top of my Christmas tree.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Atch… Atch who?… Bless you – are you allergic to Christmas trees?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy.… Candy who?… Candy canes hanging on the Christmas tree.
- What did the Christmas tree do after it’s bank closed?… It started his own branch.
- How was the Christmas tree like a clumsy seamstress?… They both drop needles.
- How are Christmas trees like blockbuster movies?… They both have stars.
- What did the Balsam Fir say when he was picked up from the tree farm?… Christmas be my lucky day!
- Why are there so many Christmas trees at the North Pole…. BeClaus, why not?
- What’s as big as a Christmas tree but is lighter than a feather?… It’s shadow.
- What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?… Been nice gnawing you.
- What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties?… Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow.
- How many Christmas trees can you plant on an empty farm?… One, because then the farm isn’t empty anymore.
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?… It was feeling green.
- What do Christmas tree’s wear at the pool?… Swim trunks.
- Why was the Christmas tree hosting the awards show?… He really knew how to present.
- Why don’t Christmas trees every pollute?… They are ever green.
- How do Christmas trees make their feeling heard?… They O-pine.
- What is the most frustrating thing about being a Christmas tree?… Having so many limbs and not being able to walk.
- Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?… Because a Christmas tree doesn’t have legs.
- How many pine cones grow on a Christmas tree?… All of them.
- What looks like half a Christmas tree?… The other half.
- What do you call it when Christmas tree’s boycott something?… A Christmas tree stand.
- How can you tell if you have a girl Christmas tree?… Look for the tree skirt.
- Which side of a Christmas tree has the most needles?… The outside.
- Why did the boy put ice cream under the Christmas tree?… To go with the pine cones.