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- Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best grandparent jokes!
- Pilgrim Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
- Grandparent Jokes: Grandma was showing us a painting of the Pilgrim Family on Thanksgiving card. She commented, ‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their moms & #ads & praying to God.’ My brother looked at her doubtfully & asked, ‘Then why is their father carrying that rifle?’
- Pumpkin Jokes: What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?… “Good-pie, everyone.”Pilgrim Jokes: A pilgrim is walking through the woods when he comes across a hungry bear…. …the pilgrim then drops to his knees on the trail and claspes his hands together to pray for salvation. To his surprise . . . so did the bear! Greatly heartened by this, the pilgrim then began to pray. “Oh, Heavenly Father, please let this be a Christian bear! I don’t want to be eaten by those evil nasty devil bears!” And the bear, to the great shock of the pilgrim, began to pray, too! Kneeling there on the side of the road across from the pilgrim, paws clasped together, the bear prayed, “Oh, Heavenly Father! For this meal, which we are about to receive . . . we give thanks.”Pilgrim Jokes: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?… Plymouth Rock!What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot!What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEYGrandparent Jokes: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE!Pilgrim Jokes: Why did the Pilgrims spend their first Thanksgiving eating outside with the Indians… They didn’t have reservations.Halloween Jokes: Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving.Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!Pilgrim Jokes: Give a pilgrim some corn… He eats for a day, teach a pilgrim to grow corn… He kills your people and takes your land.What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A turkey.What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week & Is Spelling Really Important?)Pilgrim Jokes: In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived. I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!”What sound does a turkey’s phone make?… Wing! Wing!Hat Jokes: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it brokenGeography Jokes: How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore!Police Jokes: Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play!Pilgrim Jokes: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?… Pilgrimage.Pilgrim Jokes: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to?… Plymouth Rock. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?… It had 24 carrots.Pilgrim Jokes: When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet!Pilgrim Jokes: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? … Because April showers bring!Music Jokes: Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks.Grandparent Jokes: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!Pope Jokes: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?… Because they use such FOWL language.Dad Jokes: What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn?What was the turkey suspected of?… Fowl play.Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?…The outside!Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!What are unhappy cranberries called?… Blueberries!New York Jokes: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all.What did the turkey say to the computer?… “Google, google, google.”Pilgrim Jokes: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape!Math Jokes: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi.What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him!Pumpkin Jokes: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… SquashSpace Force Jokes: What sound does a space turkey make?… Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”… Because they never learned good table manners!What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A Turkey.Pilgrim Jokes: How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?… On the Mooooo-flower. Pilgrim Jokes: What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims land at Plymouth rock?… They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner. Pilgrim Jokes: If pilgrims travel on the Mayflower, then what do college students travel on?… The Scholar Ships. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Tofurky… Tofurky who?… Tofurky me, I thought you were turkey!Knock knock… Who’s there?… Howard… Howard who?… Howard you like some stuffing?Knock knock… Who’s there?… Leaf… Leaf who?… Leaf me alone. I’m watching the parade!Knock knock… Who’s there?… Wanda… Wanda who?… Wanda wish you a Happy Thanksgiving!Knock knock… Who’s there?… Butter… Butter who?… Butter bring some pie!Knock knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Thanksgiving to you!Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce give thanks!Knock knock… Who’s there?… Harry… Harry who?… Harry up it’s time to feast!Knock knock… Who’s there?… Dewey… Dewey who?… Dewey have to wait long to eat?Knock knock… Who’s there?… Arthur… Arthur who?… Arthur any leftovers?Knock knock… Who’s there?… Tamara… Tamara who?… Tamara will eat all the leftovers!Knock knock… Who’s there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee who?… Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!Knock knock… Who’s there?… Annie… Annie who?… Annie body seen the turkey?Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Don… Don who?… Don eat all the gravy…I want some more.Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive the turkey stuffing!Pilgrim Jokes: What’s a pilgrim’s grandmother called?… Pilgranny. Pilgrim Jokes: What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?… Plymouths. Pilgrim Jokes: What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?… Pilgram. Pilgrim Jokes: What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims?… Pilgrim Reaper. Pilgrim Jokes: What do you get when you cross a Pilgrim with a cracker?… A Pilgraham. Pilgrim Jokes: What did Pilgrims put in their pumpkin pie?… Their teeth. Pilgrim Jokes: Could Pilgrims jump higher than their houses?… Of course, houses can’t jump at all. Thanksgiving Pun: Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.Thanksgiving Pun: It’s all gravy from here.Thanksgiving Pun: Gobble ’til you wobble.Thanksgiving Pun: Don’t be a jerky, pass the turkey.Thanksgiving Pun: Life’s gourd with gravy.Thanksgiving Pun: I’m stuffed with gratitude.Thanksgiving Pun: I cran and I cran, but I can’t eat another bite!Thanksgiving Pun: Pie love you berry much.Thanksgiving Pun: You butter believe I’m going back for seconds.Thanksgiving Pun: Talk turkey to me.Thanksgiving Pun: Say hello to this gourd-geous spread!Thanksgiving Pun: Family Thanksgiving is totally my jam.Thanksgiving Pun: You think Thanksgiving dinner is done? You ain’t seen stuffing yet.Thanksgiving Pun: I’m so grateful for my butter-half.Thanksgiving Pun: You gotta keep track of the thyme on Thanksgiving!Thanksgiving Pun: And last but not feast…Thanksgiving Pun: More rolls? You butter believe it!Thanksgiving Pun: Let’s get basted.Thanksgiving Pun: Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.Thanksgiving Pun: I only have pies for you.Thanksgiving Pun: Will I eat leftovers for a week? I cran, and I will.Thanksgiving Pun: This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.Thanksgiving Pun: My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.How many bakers does it take to make a Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie?… 3.14. What did the mashed potatoes say to the sweet potatoes?… I yam what I yam! What do you call a baker who only makes pies? The Pie-oneer Woman. What did one pumpkin pie say to the other? “You wanna piece of me?” What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? “Grace.” What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham? It’s nice to meat you.