Top 50 Veterans Day Jokes

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  1. Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Veterans Day jokes.
  2. Why are there no knock knock jokes about American veterans?… Because freedom rings!
  3. What’s a veteran’s favorite time of day?… 11:11. Always time to remember. 
  4. Flag Day Jokes: What did one American flag say to the other flag on Veterans Day?… Nothing. It just waved!
  5. What’s the veteran’s favorite song lyric?… “I’m proud to be an American!” 
  6. College Basketball Jokes: What’s a veteran’s favorite sport?… March Madness. 
  7. Sandwich Jokes: What is the #1 sandwich on Veterans Day?… A HERO sandwich.
  8. March Jokes: What should have been the day we chose to celebrate World Military Day?… March Forth! 
  9. Pie Jokes: What’s a Marine veteran’s favorite dessert?… Semper pie. 
  10. What is a veteran’s least favorite month?… March! 
  11. What’s the WWII veteran’s name?… Norman D. 
  12. Book Jokes: A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. 
  13. Book Jokes: Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. 
  14. Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Grate… Grate who?… Grate-ful for our veterans!
  15. What’s a veteran’s favorite quote?… “Service never ends — it just changes uniforms.” 
  16. Where did the retired General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
  17. What’s the slogan of a clothing store that only sells to veterans?… No service, no shirt, no shoes. 
  18. Flag Day Jokes: Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”? 
  19. Navy Jokes: Why did David Robinson get arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
  20. Sandwich Jokes: What’s a veteran’s favorite lunch?… Hero sandwiches. 
  21. When I grow up I want to be a veterinarian then go into the army, and become a veteran so I can become…A Vet Vet.
  22. Music Jokes: I went to a football game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, “You know, technically, national anthems are just… country music.” 
  23. I asked my veteran friend what the first ranking is in the military, but I couldn’t get a straight answer… He just kept telling me it’s private.
  24. Golf Jokes: Why do WWI veterans dislike golf?… They always end up in the bunker. 
  25. Why did the veteran bring tissues to the parade?… Even warriors tear up sometimes. 
  26. A high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II… Since my grandfather had served during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?”He got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”
  27. November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the nickname of David Robinson who played for the Naval Academy? (The Admiral)
  28. Music Jokes: What music does a decorated veteran listen to?… Heavy Medal. 
  29. My Grandpa who is a veteran had a heart of a lion… Which is why he is banned from every zoo. 
  30. How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?… B 52.
  31. What do yo call a veteran who sleeps in a bathroom stall?… A loo-tenant. 
  32. Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the treaty that ended the World War I?
  33. Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock…. Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad you live in America protected by the greatest military in the world.
  34. Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Red…Red who?… Red, white, and blue, we thank you!
  35. Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock…. Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?… Gladys Veterans Day.
  36. What’s a veteran’s favorite bedtime story?… The one that ends with peace. 
  37. A veteran’s son asks him “Dad, did you get shot in the army?” The dad replies, “Nope! But I got shot in the leggy.” 
  38. Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… America… America who?… America the beautiful, because of the brave!
  39. Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings!
  40. I became a chef after I left the army… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran.
  41. Knock Knock Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the history of Veterans Day?
  42. Basketball Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA basketball player who went to the Naval Academy and is nicknamed The Admiral? (David Robinson)
  43. Why did the veteran stand quietly at the memorial?… Respect speaks louder than words.
  44. What’s a veteran’s favorite motto?… Laugh loud. Live proud. 
  45. What’s a veteran’s favorite phrase?… “At ease – and enjoy life.”
  46. What’s the veteran’s favorite dance move?… The March Step.
  47. What’s a veteran’s favorite parade tradition?… Waving until the crowd waves back. 
  48. Dog Jokes: Why wouldn’t the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?… There were too many vets.
  49. Dog Jokes: I asked my veteran grandfather what’s the most disrespectful question that you can ask a vet?… “Why didn’t you become a real doctor?” 
  50. What do hungry Navy veterans eat?… SUB sandwiches!