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- October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pumpkin jokes.
- October Jokes: The World’s Largest Pumpkin fell on a local woman today… Reports say she was squashed.
- Pumpkin Pun: Orange you pumped for Halloween?
- October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you pumped for Halloween?
- Pirate Jokes: What do pirates wear at autumn?… Pumpkin patches.
- Movie Jokes: What’s James Bond’s favorite hot drink?… Pumpkin spy-ce latte.
- Music Jokes: What do you call a fall pop star?… Pumpkin Spice!
- Math Jokes: What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi.
- Music Jokes: What band do autumn vandals listen to?… The Smashing Pumpkins.
- A pumpkin says to a jack-o’-lantern “All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different?” The jack-o’-lantern says “I don’t have the guts.”
- Pie Jokes: What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?… You’ll get autumn’y ache.
- What’s a car’s favorite fall activity?… Pumpkin ‘car’ving!
- Pie Jokes: How did the baker describe the pumpkin pie?… It’s gourd-geous.
- Coast Guard Jokes: Which pumpkins can swim the best?… The coast gourd.
- Coast Guard Jokes: What branch of the military do pumpkins join?… The coast gourd.
- Beach Jokes: What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?… A life-gourd.
- Pie Jokes: What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?… Use apples instead.
- Pirate Jokes: Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?… He’s a squashbuckling.
- Music Jokes: What band do Halloween vandals listen to?… The Smashing Pumpkins.
- In September, you pick me when I’m good and ready. In October, you cut me intentionally to make me look worse. In November, you trash me like you never knew me. What am I?… A Jack-o-Lantern for Halloween.
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan.
- Music Jokes: Where would you rate the Smashing Pumpkins in your top 90’s bands?… For me, I’d rate them Less Than Jake but Better Than Ezra!
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd.
- Math Jokes: Dad jokes: Son: “There isn’t enough sugar in the pumpkin filling!” Dad: “Hey, cooking is an art, not a science…” “… you can’t calculate pie.”
- Farming Jokes: In a Farmers Market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?… Medicine.
- Pope Jokes: What does a pumpkin priest give a homily?… From the pulp-it.
- Why did the jack-o-lanterns claim to be spiritual?… Because he had an inner light.
- Why did the pumpkin lose the MMA match?… He let his gourd down.
- Pumpkin Pun: I saw a beautiful pumpkin today…It was gourdeous.
- Where do jack o’ lanterns live?… In the seedy part of town!
- We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got pumpkin spice motor oil… It’s for Autumnmobiles.
- Music Jokes: How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?… On vine-yl.
- What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
- I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle.
- What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?… Hollow-een.
- Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to go on the roller ghoster?… It didn’t have the guts.
- Disney Jokes: Who did the pumpkin run away from?… Cinderella’s Fairy Gourd-mother!
- What instrument does a pumpkin play?… An a-gourd-ian.
- Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice.
- What name did the pumpkins call the school bully?… Jerk-o-lantern.
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite song?… Let’s Give ’em Pumpkin’ to Talk About by @TheBonnieRaitt
- We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got pumpkin spice motor oil… It’s for Autumnmobiles.
- In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?… Medicine
- What did one Pumpkin say to the other?… Happy Hollowing!
- What #music band is the least popular around #Halloween?… The Smashing Pumpkins.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pumpkins?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good pumpkin knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good pumpkin knock knock jokes?
- What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!
- What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?… A pumpkin patch.