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  1. American Revolution Jokes: What do you call an AWESOME American Revolution drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy!
  2. On the field trip to the art museum, what did the picture say to the wall?… I was framed!
  3. Stick Figure… a great musical group that describes my artistic ability.
  4. Did I tell you the joke about the Art Museum ceiling on our field trip?…Oh forget it. It’s over your head.
  5. What do you call a soldier who loves to paint?… An art-illery master.
  6. Why was the officer bad at painting?…. He kept going outside the lines!
  7. Why did the Navy send a submarine to art school?… They wanted it to learn how to draw a-buoys.