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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST dentist jokes in the world.
- When is the best time for a tutor to go to the dentist?…2:30 (Tooth Hurty)!
- How did the dental hygienist land a job?… By word of mouth.
- Why did the Army veteran become a dentist?… He had experience as a drill sergeant.
- Back to School Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you go to school, brush your teeth and comb your hair!
- What did you do before becoming a dentist?… “I was in the army… I was a drill sergeant.”
- Field Trip Jokes: What did the dentist give to the marching band before they went on the band field trip?…A TUBA toothpaste.
- What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures!
- Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Candy Jokes)
- At what time do most people go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30).
- When is the best time for your friend to go to the dentist?… Tooth-hurty-too (2:32).
- What does the dentist of the year get?… A little plaque!
- What did the dentist give to the high school marching band?… A TUBA toothpaste.
- Why did the computer go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth
- What game did the dentist play when she was a child?… Caps and robbers
- What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?… Denis.
- What did the dentist say to the computer?… This won’t hurt a byte
- What is a dentist’s office?… A filling station
- What did the dentist see at the North Pole?… A molar bear.
- What did the dentist give to the marching band before they went on the band field trip?…A TUBA toothpaste.
- What did the dentist say to the golfer?… “You have a hole in one.” (Top Golf Jokes)
- Why did the king go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
- Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth.
- What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal!
- Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?… Dracula’s dentist
- Why does a dentist seem moody?… Because he always looks down in the mouth.
- Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?… She needed a root canal.
- What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?… The dentist
- What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?… Fill me in when you get back
- What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself
- Why do dentists like potatoes?… Because they are so filling.
- Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?… He was already taking out a tooth