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- Winter Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best winter jokes in the WORLD!
- Farming Jokes: How can you farm during the winter?… Use a snow plow.
- Psychology Jokes: A psychotherapist returned from a conference in the Rocky mountains, where the delegates spent more time on the icy ski slopes than attending lectures and seminars. When she got back, her husband asked her, “So, how did it go?” “Fine,” she replied, “but I’ve never seen so many Freudians slip.”
- So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter… It’s a shame because he had such a great fall!
- Skiing Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about skiing.
- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winter Solstice jokes.
- Winter Solstice Jokes: Well, tomorrow is gonna be a short day…… What with the winter solstice and all….
- Winter Solstice Jokes: Today is the shortest day of the year… Don’t worry, it’ll pass quickly!
- Winter Solstice Jokes: Today is a very dark day… Enjoy your Winter Solstice!
- Skiing Jokes: Say what you want about skiing… ..but the sports going downhill, FAST!
- Career Ideas: I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast.
- World Geography Jokes: When I went to France to learn how to ski… I even needed Alp getting on the chairlift.
- What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld Fang Syne!
- Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?… Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
- Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for ski instructors?… Turn, Turn, Turn by the Byrds.
- Ski Pun: I’m going down this hill like there’s snow tomorrow.
- Psychology Jokes: I was at a ski resort for a psychiatry convention… I’ve never seen so many Freudians slips.
- What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line.
- Skiing Jokes: To ski or not to ski… that’s a no-brainer.
- Heat Wave Jokes: During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog.
- What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell.
- What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out.
- What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”!
- Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
- What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes!
- Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in!
- What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra.
- Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level!
- What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?… “You hang around while I go on ahead.”
- Cookie Jokes: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy.
- Snowman Jokes: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite.
- Cookie Jokes: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet!
- How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle!
- What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
- What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?… Cold cream.
- Dog Jokes: What do you call a dog that’s playing outdoors in winter?… A chili dog.
- Snowman Jokes: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
- What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Answer: Brrrr- itos.
- Snowman Jokes: What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash!
- Where the snowman does dances on?… A snow ball!
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes!
- What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots?
- Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snow business like show business!
- What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!
- What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps!
- What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
- What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers!
- What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?… no eyed deer.
- Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs!
- What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
- How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?… You wake up wet!
- What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?… Frost bite!
- How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo!
- What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?… The crack of dawn!
- How do you scare a snowman?… You get a hairdryer!
- What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
- What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?… “Dam!”
- What do you call a snowman in the summer?… A puddle!
- Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
- What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?… An ice burger with chili sauce.
- How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
- Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps.
- What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
- What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke!
- Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
- Where does a polarbear keep its money?… In a snow bank!
- What do you call a snowman in the desert?… A puddle!
- How does an Eskimo stick his house together?… With igloo!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody!
- Why did the snowman want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake.
- Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?… The outside!
- What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?… Leeks!
- If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
- What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?… “Want to go for a spin?”
- What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?… One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
- What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?… A nervous wreck.
- Marriage Jokes: I’m going to a Winter Solstice party at my in-laws… It’s going to be a long night.
- It’s a dark day in America today…. Literally. It’s the Winter Solstice.
- Why is the Winter Solstice considered an excellent storyteller?… Because he is always short and to the point.
- Snowman Jokes: Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
- Snowman Jokes: What is the snowman’s favorite breakfast?… Frosted flakes!
- Snowman Jokes: Where does the snowman go to dance?… A snow ball!
- Snowman Jokes: What do snowmen eat for #breakfast?… Snowflakes!
- Why is the Winter Solstice a terrible guest?… It never brightens anyone’s day.
- Music Jokes: Do you know the Winter Solstice’s favorite song?… “Here Comes the Sun!”
- Why are Winter Solstice fans terrible at cooking?… They’re always short on thyme.
- Why didn’t the sun show up for the Winter Solstice party?… It needed some “space.”
- Snowman Jokes: What’s a snowman’s favorite Winter Solstice activity?… Chillin’ out!
- How does the sun relax on the Winter Solstice?… It takes a few rays off.
- Snowman Jokes: What did one snowman say to the other on the Winter Solstice?… Do you carrot all about the cold?
- What do you call a party on the Winter Solstice?… A cool gathering!
- Full Moon Jokes: What did the moon say on the longest night of the year?… “Hang in there—it’s a phase!”
- Snow Jokes: What did the snowflake say to the wind on the Winter Solstice?… Thanks for giving me a lift!
- What is the biggest night for most people?… The Winter Solstice!
- Marriage Jokes: A woman going to a Winter Solstice party at his in-laws. He said, “Wish me luck, it’s going to be a long night.”
- World Geography Jokes: Which place has the shortest days?… Italy as it turns on its axis the fastest.
- Movie Jokes: What do you call an outdoor movie night on the Winter Solstice?… Sundown Cinema… that starts at 4 p.m.
- Candy Jokes: What’s the Winter Solstice’s favorite candy?… Snowcaps—it’s seasonal!
- Book Jokes: What is the Winter Solstice’s favorite hobby?… Solar Reading!
- Astronomy Jokes: For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices… I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant.
- Cookie Jokes: Why did the Pepperidge Farm gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy.
- Vampire Jokes: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite
- Cookie Jokes: What did the Keebler Elves gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet!
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: I’m throwing a hobbit party to celebrate the Winter Solstice… It’s just a little get-together.
- Snowman Jokes: How do snowmen travel around on the Winter Solstice?… By icicle!
- Snowman Jokes:How does one snowman greet another snowman on the Winter Solstice?…. Ice to meet you.
- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Solstice?
- Full Moon Jokes: Why did the moon go to school on the solstice?… Because it wanted to be a little brighter!What did the solstice say to the equinox?… “You’re just not as extreme as me!”
- Full Moon Jokes: What did the Earth say to the sun on the solstice?… “You’re really pushing my limits!”How do you know the solstice is the best at hide and seek?… It always takes the longest time to be found!
- Labor Day Jokes: Why did the Winter Solstice get promoted?… Because it was at its peak performance!
- Why do solstices love drama?… Because they thrive on extremes!
- Why don’t solstices ever feel lost?… Because they always know their place in the universe!
- What did the summer solstice say to the winter solstice?… “You’re looking a little shady!”
- How does the winter solstice cheer up?… By thinking about brighter days ahead!
- Why do solstices always win debates?… Because they make the most compelling points!
- Why don’t solstices need clocks?… Because they already mark time perfectly!
- What did the solstice moon say to the sun?… “I’ll outshine you today!”
- Why did the winter solstice refuse to argue?… It knew it didn’t have much daylight to waste!
- Why don’t solstices ever worry?… Because they know everything comes full circle!
- What’s a solstice’s favorite holiday?… The one that’s the longest in celebration!
- Why did the solstice bring sunscreen?… Because it knew it would be out all day!
- What’s a good Winter Solstice tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
- Why did the farmer wear one boot to town on the Winter Solstice?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Winter Solstice knock-knock joke?
- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Winter Solstice knock knock jokes?
- What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant on the Winter Solstice?… An ice burger with chili sauce.
- What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
- What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash!
- December Jokes: What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”!
- Why don’t mountains get cold on the Winter Solstice?… They wear snowcaps.
- What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell.
- What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots?
- Snow Jokes:Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snow business like show business!
- What happened when the snow girl had a fight with the snow boy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!
- What’s a good Winter Solstice tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
- What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps!
- What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
- What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers!
- Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs!
- What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
- How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?… You wake up wet!
- What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?… Frost bite!
- How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo!
- How do you scare a snowman?… You get a hairdryer!
- What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
- What do you call a snowman in the summer?… A puddle!
- What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld Fang Syne!
- Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?… Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
- How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
- What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
- What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke!
- Where does a polar bear keep its money?… In a snow bank!What do you call a snowman in the desert?… A puddle!
- How does an Eskimo stick his house together?… With igloo!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody!
- What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
- Why did the snowman want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake!
- Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
- Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?… The outside!
- What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?… Leeks!
- What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?… “Dam!”
- What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?… Cold cream.
- What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?… no eyed deer.
- What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?… The crack of dawn!
- If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
- What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?… “Want to go for a spin?”
- What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody!
- What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
- Why did the snowman want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake.
- Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
- Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?… The outside!
- What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?… Leeks!
- What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?… “Dam!”
- What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?… Cold cream.
- What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?… no eyed deer.
- What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?… The crack of dawn!
- If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
- What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?… “Want to go for a spin?”
- What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line.
- Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level!
- What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?… “You hang around while I go on ahead.”
- What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?… One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
- Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in!
- What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra.
- What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?… A nervous wreck.
- What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out.
- Skiing Jokes: Black Diamond Trophy… The unofficial college football game of skiing.