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- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon!
- Bacon Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for National Brownie Day!
- Pancake Jokes: A pancake, a piece oftoast, & a piece of bacon walk into a bar, sit down & ask the bartender for a round of beers. The bartender looks at them & says “Get the out of my bar, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
- Pancake Jokes: What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?… A complete breakfast.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Christmas!
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Why do we cook bacon and bake chocolate chip cookies?
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Why do we bake Chocolate Chip cookies and cook bacon?
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a Chocolate Chip cookies for your birthday.
- Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. (Birthday Jokes)
- What would happen if pigs could fly?… The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
- Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Cookie Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs.
- Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?… Hamlet
- Why do pigs go to New York City?… To see the Big Apple. (Top 10 New York Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?… The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
- Why did the pig kill the farmer?… To save his own bacon.
- What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?… Jurrasic Pork.
- What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?… History in the bacon.
- What do you call a pig that’s wrong?… Mistaken bacon.
- Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?… Kevin Bacon
- What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?… Frankenswine