Swimming Jokes

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• Swimming Jokes:

1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best swimming jokes!
2. Camping Jokes: What did the pine trees wear to the lake?… Swimming trunks!
3. Jaws Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Otto… Otto who?… Otto be careful of swimming on Amity Island.
4. Navy Jokes: Why do they actually prefer non-swimmers in the Navy?… They defend their ship with a lot more enthusiasm. 
5. Navy Jokes: What’s the Navy’s favorite sport?… Dive-ing.
6. You might be an Alaskan if… You learned to swim indoors. 
7. Navy recruiter: “Do you know how to swim?” Recruit: “Why? Have you run out of ships?” 
8. Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water!
9. What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
10. Why did a person keep doing the backstroke?… He  just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.
11. Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?… They didn’t like meets!
12. What word looks the same backwards and upside down?… Swims. (Letter of the Week)
13. How do swimmers clean themselves?… They wash up on shore!
14. Why wasn’t the woman afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?… Because it was a man-eating shark!
15. Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?… They always have trunks with them!
16. What race is never run?… A swimming race.
17. What kind of fish can’t swim?… A dead one.
18. What is a polar bear’s favorite stroke?… Blubber-fly!
19. What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?… Tide!
20. Did you hear about the slow swimmer?… He could only do the crawl.
21. Where do ghosts like to go swimming?… Lake Eerie
22. Where do zombies like to go swimming?… The Dead Sea
23. What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener?… One with great seed times!
24. What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?… They both use drills!
25. What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?… Pool-ups!
26. In which direction does a chicken swim?… Cluck-wise!
27. Why should you never swim on a full stomach?…  Because it’s easier to swim in water!
28. What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball
29. How do people swimming in the ocean say HI to each other?… They Wave!
30. What stroke do sheep enjoy doing?… The baaaackstroke!
31. Why won’t they allow elephants in public swimming pools?… Because they might let down their trunks.
32. If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?… Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
33. A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?… Because it was yellow.
34. Why shouldn’t you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? … Because they are all wet.
35. What is the only way a miser will swim?… Freestyle.
36. Where do race cars go swimming?…  In a car pool.