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  1. Why are there no knock knock jokes about American veterans?… Because freedom rings!
  2. What’s a veteran’s favorite time of day?… 11:11. Always time to remember. 
  3. Flag Day Jokes: What did one American flag say to the other flag on Veterans Day?… Nothing. It just waved!
  4. What’s the veteran’s favorite song lyric?… “I’m proud to be an American!” 
  5. College Basketball Jokes: What’s a veteran’s favorite sport?… March Madness. 
  6. Sandwich Jokes: What is the #1 sandwich on Veterans Day?… A HERO sandwich.
  7. March Jokes: What should have been the day we chose to celebrate World Military Day?… March Forth! 
  8. Pie Jokes: What’s a Marine veteran’s favorite dessert?… Semper pie. 
  9. What is a veteran’s least favorite month?… March! 
  10. What’s the WWII veteran’s name?… Norman D.