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  1. Winnie The Pooh Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
  2. Bird Jokes: What’s Winnie’ the Pooh’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin.
  3. Bee Jokes: What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!”
  4. Music Jokes: What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite U2 song?… Wild Honey.
  5. Star Wars Jokes: What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common?… The same middle name.
  6. What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas
  7. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”
  8. Walking Jokes: What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet.
  9. Bee Jokes: What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation!
  10. What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh’s honey?… A nice clear table.