Top 50 Hurricane Jokes

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Hurricane Season: Sun, Jun 1, 2025 – Sun, Nov 30, 2025

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Hurricanes are no joke… prepare NOW.

  1. October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hurricane jokes.
  2. August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane!
  3. Hurricane Isaias Jokes: October 7, 2026: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Isaias Breaks 121-Year Record as It Becomes First Hurricane of 2026 Atlantic Season?
  4. Hurricane Isaias Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the latest date of the 1st Atlantic Hurricane?
  5. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the two years with no recorded hurricanes?
  6. Hurricanes are no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  7. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends BEFORE the hurricane hits?  
  8. Meteorologists reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane… Number 5 will blow you away.
  9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the National Hurricane Center and listen to their advice!
  10. What did the National Hurricane Center to the hurricane?… I have my eye on you. 
  11. Psychology Jokes: Hurricanes are very… depressing.
  12. Election Jokes: The Worst Natural Disaster Election! The natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst. Hurricane blew the others away. Earthquake shook things up badly. Flooding was a wash. Blizzard almost buried the rest. Meteor made a deep impact. But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide.
  13. I told a hurricane joke… I was expecting a surge of laughter.
  14. It is hurricane season… There will be heavy down pour of jokes soon.
  15. We’re about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you’re going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to a red blob out in the ocean and making two basic announcements: #1 There is no need to panic. #2 We could all be killed, any day now, by massive, engulfing walls of turgid water, relentlessly driven by shrieking 200 MPH winds, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
  16. Mardi Gras Jokes: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
  17. Hurricane Marco is headed towards land… Hurricane Polo is nowhere in sight.
  18. What is in the middle of a hurricane?… An “i.”
  19. A hurricane will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes soon.
  20. What do you call a weak hurricane?… Hurrican’t!
  21. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: New Orleans… the unofficial sponsor of Hurricane Nola.
  22. Grandparent Jokes: Hurricane Nana… the unofficial hurricane of Grandparents Day.
  23. Texas Jokes: Texas refuses to remove its Confederate statues… Hurricane volunteers to help. 
  24. Florida Jokes: What did  Hurricane Isaias say to the Florida coast?… I have my eye on you.
  25. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: I hosted a Hurricane Nola party…. YOLO!
  26. I want to make a hurricane joke…  But I am scared my inbox will be flooded.
  27. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 2026 Hurricanes?
  28. Hurricane Jokes: What song is on every storm chaser’s playlist?… Riders on the Storm by the Doors.
  29. Alabama Jokes: What did  Hurricane Isaias say to the Alabama coast?… I have my eye on you.
  30. Mississippi Jokes: What did  Hurricane Isaias say to the Mississippi coast?… I have my eye on you.
  31. Music Jokes: Melissa, by The Allman Brothers Band… the unofficial song of Hurricane Melissa.
  32. Music Jokes: What Bonnie Raitt Song Is On Every Hurricane Playlist?… Storm Warning.
  33. I did a hurricane comedy set… the crowd loved it and did the wave at the end.
  34. Election Jokes: We should just name hurricanes after politicians…. That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything!
  35. Music Jokes: I’m trying to write a song about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  36. What is the favorite NHL team of the weather channel?… It is either the Carolina Hurricanes or the Tampa Bay Lightning.
  37. Hurricane Milton Jokes: Milton High School Wildcats… Hurricane Milton Wild Cat 5.
  38. 2026 Stanley Cup: Stanley Cup Jokes: What team did the weather channel pull for in the 2026 Stanley Cup?… The Carolina Hurricanes.
  39. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Fly Aer Lingus… the unofficial airline of Hurricane Erin. (2025)
  40. Music Jokes: What is the #1 Clash song during a hurricane for residents?… Should I Stay or Should I Go?
  41. What happens to a sailboat in a hurricane?… Mast destruction.
  42. Music Jokes: What is on a hurricane’s playlist… Call Me the Breeze by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
  43. Top 10 Hurricane Nola Jokes: #NOLA… the unofficial hashtag of Hurricane NOLA.
  44. Hurricane Isaias Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how to pronounce Hurricane Isaias?… “ees-ah-EE-ahs” (four syllables, with the main stress on the third syllable).
  45. I told a hurricane joke… I was expecting a wave of applause.
  46. Biology Jokes: How do hurricanes see?… With one eye.
  47. What hurricane is resembles a typical beach house guest?… Sandy.
  48. Hurricane Erin Jokes: What did Hurricane Erin say to the Outer Banks?… Hey! Why don’t you get outer here.
  49. While getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack aisle than the water aisle… I’m just kidding, I live in America.
  50. What do you call a hurricane that hits Puerto Rico?… A PR disaster!