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- Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
- NFL Jokes & Leif Erikson Jokes: Which NFL football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?… The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Erikson found America first)
- Kindergarten Jokes: Why does it take Leif Erikson so long to learn the alphabet?… Because he can spend months at C.
- Ocean Jokes: Why did Leif Erikson fail his spelling class?…. Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s.
- Music Jokes: What are the only notes Leif Erikson can sing?… High C’s [seas]
- Travel Guest Blogs: How did Leif Erikson pay for his trip to the new land?… He used his Discover card.
- Top 50 Basketball Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson awful at basketball?… He was always traveled.
- Psychology Jokes: Leif Erikson was talking to the ocean one day and finally says “why so blue?”
- Elementary School Jokes: How did Leif Erikson do on his school report cards?… He always worked at C-Level. (Below C Level)
- Dad Jokes: Erikson’s Father: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Leif. You could have written.
- Baseball Jokes & Seattle Mariners Jokes: What baseball team did Leif Erikson root for?… The Seattle Mariners.
- Ocean Jokes: Leif Erikson got lost because the directions weren’t ‘pacific.
- Why did the map always get into trouble with Leif Erikson?… It had a bad latitude.
- What did Leif Erikson use for money?… Sand dollars.
- Music Jokes: What is Leif Erikson’s favorite song?… “Sailing” by Christopher Cross.
- High School Jokes: Why did Leif Erikson say his compasses and scales were intelligent?… Because they all graduated.
- What did Columbus play when he was bored?… He played cards – because he always had a deck.
- Ocean Jokes: Why did Leif Erikson cross the ocean?… To get to the other tide.
- Ocean Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson in trouble with the ocean?… He crossed it.
- Fishing Jokes: What is the best way for Leif Erikson to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line!
- Which direction was smarter for Columbus, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
- Ocean Jokes: How did Leif Erikson stay up-to-date on the news?…. By following current events.
- How did Columbus avoid scurvy?… Vitamin Sea.
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