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  1. Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii)
  2. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Dick Tomey Legacy Game?
  3. Hurricane Lala Jokes: Category 1 Hurricane Lala was no joke…. It raised Hell in… Hawaii!
  4. Hurricane Lala Jokes: What’s an island resident’s favorite emergency prep gear?… A Honda generator, an extension cord, and absolute skepticism.
  5. What did  Hurricane Lala say to the Hawaii coast?… I have my eye on you.
  6. Colorado Jokes: Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend
  7. Hurricane Lala is no joke… prepare NOW.
  8. Grandparent JokesThe Grandkids’ Confusion: “Grandma, why is everyone on the news screaming your name and boarding up the windows?”
  9. Christmas Jokes: “Deck the Halls”… the unofficial Christmas song of Hurricane Lala.
  10. The Name Game: How do you know Hurricane Lala isn’t taking herself seriously?… She arrives sounding like a Teletubby instead of a category-four disaster.

Hawaii Jokes